//s_L+5
000010:#RECEIVE;
000020:Hello? You're not gonna believe what I just did!
000030:#CALLBACK;
000040:Wow, perfect timing! Someone would've caught me if you called me a second sooner. Hehe.
000050:#START;
000060:Guess what I did...! I just sneaked outside behind the nurse's back!
000070:I was so nervous! I was scared I'd get caught!
000080:	001;Somebody's childish.... What are you, a six-year-old?
000090:It's impossible to feed on a single menu, no matter how much you love it! That's basically what happened.
000100:Not to mention I hate staying fixed to a place. Can you guess how frustrated I was?
000110:	002;Keep your voice down! Someone might catch you!
000120:Spend 3 days at a hospital, and you'd get so good with the geography of your hospital that you can even discover hidden doors.
000130:Once I catch sight of a lock of hair on a doctor's head, all I need to do is to slip to the door right next to me! Hehe.
000140:	003;I'm telling the nurse.
000150:Wow - do you have to be so disloyal?
000160:If you think about how frustrated I would've been, there's no way you can be so cruel to me!
000170:	000;
000180:I've never felt like this since middle school!
000190:Oh, first I should calm down... But where should I go? Where would I be safe from the staff?
000200:	001;Outside, obviously!
000210:Should I make this big while I'm at it?
000220:Now the sound of their footsteps is all it takes for me to determine whether it's an emergency or not.
000230:Or whether they are simply trying to catch a patient that ran away.
000240:	002;Sneak into the other patient's room!
000250:There are so many varieties of people at a hospital.
000260:Once I entered the wrong room, and everyone in there basically considered me as their grandson and fed me non-stop...
000270:	003;Go to the cafeteria, of course!
000280:I've been tortured by absence of food and forbidden food all this time...
000290:This is a perfect chance to make up for all of my time! So cafeteria is my answer!
000300:	000;
000310:First I should get out of... Oh, hey! Long time, no see, since I first got here!
000320:Wow... You've grown so much... And I remember how you didn't even reach up to my waist... Talk about the time lapse...
000330:	001;Sounds like you met a tiny friend!
000340:Let's see... Do you know how many little friends I have in this hospital?
000350:I've got one at the orthopedics, one at the room right next to mine, one at the neurosurgical ward... But how come I have only little friends...?
000360:	002;I thought you don't have any time to waste.
000370:I'll make a run for it once I sense danger!
000380:I came up with the escape route the moment I ran away from my nurse!
000390:	003;I see a nurse! Right across from you!+#001_90
000400:What?! Where?!
000410:...Geez, you almost got me. And no, I didn't fall for it! I was just playing along because it looked like you wanted to fool me.
000420:	000;
000430:Geez, I haven't seen you for so long! @@, guess whom I met!
000440:	001;Your old friend?
000450:	002;A nurse, of course!
000460:	003;Did you find a cute animal?
000470:	000;
000480:I met a cactus.
000490:	001;What????
000500:	002;That was fun.
000510:	003;Is this person's name 'A Cactus?'
000520:No, no, no. I meant a real cactus.
000530:	000;
000540:When I first got here, I brushed my hand at the cactus and got some thorns pricking my fingers.
000550:Back then I hated this guy, but now I'm so happy to see it.
000560:	001;Are your fingers okay now?
000570:All I need to do in such a case is to pull out those thorns.
000580:They didn't even hurt me.
000590:	002;Why are you so nice to that cactus? It hurt you.
000600:You know what kind of relationship is most difficult to cut off and stop obsessing?
000610:It's a love-hate relationship. You'd hate your party, but you'd obsess at the same time. And once you think you'd cut off ties, your party will be still next to you. Or you'd look for your party.
000620:That's what this cactus is like to me...
000630:	003;But you're a patient. Are you gonna be okay roaming around?
000640:Meh, it's nothing serious.
000650:They said I'll get better once I take good care of myself. Nothing more. Which is why it can't hurt to run away from my daily pattern.
000660:	000;
000670:But then again, it's not time for me to stay in reminiscence. I might get caught...
000680:Is this the shortcut? Wait, is this the...
000690:Uh-oh.
000700:	001;What? What is it?
000710:@@, I know it's ridiculous for me to say this now, but let me tell you something important.
000720:If you have decided to do something, never get sidetracked. Keep your eyes on what lies ahead.
000730:	002;You should go for the path people wouldn't search!
000740:I thought I know every path and route in this hospital. But looks like I need some humility.
000750:That's right... Of course the chief nurse would know a secret passage.
000760:	003;Did you get pricked by a cactus again?
000770:No... But right now I feel like getting stabbed by 10 thorns at once.
000780:	000;
000790:Uh, please... Ma'am... Ma'am, I can explain... Please, could you please calm down...?
000800:Uh, why would you hold such a huge IV needle...? I'm fine with my cast...
000810:Sorry, this is an emergency. I'll see you later!
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000820:Do you know what kind of thought I had before picking up?
000830:When I saw your name on the screen, I thought... Maybe I ate too much... Or maybe the doc put me under hypnosis during my check-up...
000840:Uh, what I'm saying is... Fascinating. It was fascinating.
000850:	001;What's all this monologue about? It's just a phone call.
000860:You know how people would say random stuff when they're nervous? That's what is happening to me.
000870:I didn't think you'd call me, so I'm just saying random stuff.
000880:	002;Yes, I am kind of fascinating.
000890:And I already know that. At least to me, you are truly fascinating.
000900:I mean, how many people would get to meet a real person on an app under a test? That's fascinating enough.
000910:	003;So should I stop calling? You know, for your mental welfare.
000920:What? Why? What's with my mental welfare?
000930:I'm so grateful that you call and entertain me all the time! I happened to be bored in the hospital. You're so considerate.
000940:	000;
000950:Actually, there's something that's been bothering me.
000960:There's this patient that just moved in to the hospital, and he asked me for a love advice, saying how he's got a crush...
000970:Geez, and how come he chose me for the job? I happen to be single. Is he making fun of me...?
000980:Uh, so... I need your help on this.
000990:	001;Hmm... Since when did he like his crush?
001000:I'm not sure, but I think it happened recently.
001010:He said he barely managed to find out her name and start asking about her hobbies.
001020:	002;What kind of a man is this patient?
001030:He's far from alluring or ambitious... He's rather plain but trustworthy.
001040:And apparently his crush is completely on the other side of the pole.
001050:	003;So what is their relation?
001060:Is it important? I didn't ask how they met... I'll ask him once I get a chance.
001070:	000;
001080:But here's the thing - he has no idea how to approach her.
001090:You know how we should start off by shaping ourselves according to the type our crushes would find appealing?
001100:It'd be too obvious if he asks her himself, but he's afraid they might not turn out well if he approaches her without getting ready for it.
001110:So he's taking caution.
001120:	001;So what is your ideal type?
001130:Hmm? I thought I already told you.
001140:I base my ideal type on someone I like. Once I like someone, then she becomes my ideal type.
001150:		001;Don't you have any requisite?
001160:Well... If I were to name one... I'd say I'd like my special someone to love herself.
001170:I personally find self-trusting, self-supportive people really dazzling.
001180:		002;Sounds like something womanizers would say.
001190:A real womanizer wouldn't say something like this. A womanizer would say something that the questioner would find appealing.
001200:So I'm not a womanizer!
001210:		000;
001220:	002;I prefer those who just ask me what they wanna know. No sidetracking or being indirect.
001230:Oh, really? I felt that's rude. So we have a difference here...
001240:		001;It's fun to be with people from whom I cannot expect what will come next.+#001s_5
001250:Okay, so the point is to be out of expectations, right?
001260:But you don't want people to make you jump all the time, right? Gotcha.
001270:		002;It's much better than quivering in the corner like a scaredy cat.+#001s_5
001280:I know, right? I mean, people who are so hesitant are not so appealing.
001290:Which is why I also like bold people.
001300:		000;
001310:	003;Yes, getting to know your crush beforehand is important.
001320:Hmm... You're right. You should find out your crush's likes and dislikes, if you wanna void the disastrous situation in which you order a series of food your crush hates.
001330:		001;But I wouldn't want someone to find out about all of my secrets.+#001s_15
001340:I second that.
001350:I mean, we all have privacies. And they are meant to be kept private.
001360:		002;I hope my man would know about me much better than I do.+#001s_15
001370:Wow... Your man should spend a lot of time with you to reach that level...
001380:But once you manage to make a relationship, you'd never get to part with your man.
001390:		000;
001400:	000;
001410:Wow, does this guy keep his ears plastered to his walls?
001420:How did he know we're talking about him? This time he came over.
001430:He's wearing this serious face. I think I gotta hear him out.
001440:So I gotta go, @@. Bye!