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000010:Hey, honey. Did you miss me? I missed you too.
000020:	001; Are you still looking for a job?
000030:Well, yeah. I do have some options, but there might be better ones.
000040:I also went on my friends’ social media while I was online. I am jealous of the kids who don’t have to worry about money.
000050:Still... I need to be independent. I don't want to rely on my parents now. I've been doing fine.
000060:	002; I called you by mistake.
000070:Oh… Did you? Then I picked up by mistake? … But you’d be upset to hear that.
000080:I picked up your call with total sincerity. But you’re playing hard to get! So cute!
000090:Whether or not it’s a mistake, you have to focus on this call, okay?
000100:	003; I’m so bored!
000110:That’s why you have a boyfriend. You were bored and I wanted to hear your voice. I think we’re really meant to be.
000120:Since you’re bored, I’ll tell you about the jobs I’m looking at.
000130:	000;
000140:Honey… there are so many weird jobs in this world…
000150:	001; I’ve looked into a couple too. Do you want to know which ones?
000160:Aww, that's so sweet. Did you look them up for me? Honey... Whatever I do, I'll do my best for you.
000170:What kind of jobs?
000180:	002; Don’t work part time… It’s kind of pathetic.
000190:Why...? You don't like that I'm doing a part-time job?
000200:I think it's great to be independent... Don't you think so?
000210:I've decided to make it through somehow... So I hope you'd support me.
000220:		001; I just thought if you don't work, you'd get to spend more time with me...+#016s_5
000230:Oh... I see. Sorry, I didn't consider your feelings.
000240:I just thought that you don't like the idea of doing a part-time job.
000250:Ugh, what am I saying...? There's no way you would think like that. I guess I got too serious. Haha.
000260:		002; I was just kidding!+#016s_15
000270:Oh really? Okay… I may have overreacted if you were joking.
000280:Sorry. Oh… right.
000290:		003; I don’t know if working part time will really help your dream.
000300:You can think that it’s not helping. Working part time.. is just offering your labor without any sort of responsibility.
000310:But you do become more resourceful. The indie movie path that I’m on is not like the commercial major studio path Jay’s on. There will be more struggles to come…
000320:I have to survive long and hard and convince the audience. That’s why I have to become as resourceful as I can.
000330:		000;
000340:I’m curious… if I have to work part time, what kind of job do you want me to have?
000350:	000;
000360:	001; Catching crabs?+#016s_25
000370:Don’t I… have to get on a boat for that?
000380:		001; The work lasts about two months. But it pays really well!
000390:Honey… Can I… even come back with that money?
000400:Do you hate me? You don’t want me to disappear from the world, do you? If so, just tell me…
000410:		002; I just wanted to eat crabs. You can catch them for me.
000420:Oh, oh… Why don’t I buy you crab with the money I earn?
000430:If I go on a boat, the issue might be whether or not I can come back to land with the money.
000440:If you’re not lucky, you can meat pirates on the ocean. For real.
000450:		000;
000460:	002; A cool job where you can get paid for lying down!
000470:There’s a job like that…? You can make money lying down…?
000480:		001; It’s a drug trial by a new pharmaceutical company. You just have to stay in bed.+#016s_35
000490:Huh…? Honey… What’s wrong…? Did I do something wrong? Do you hate me?
000500:You’re not saying you don’t need my body because we’re dating through this messenger, right? haha.
000510:I really care about your body… That’s why I always ask if you ate.
000520:Let’s look for a more conventional job..
000530:		002; If you just lie down on the streets and put a can in front of you, people will give you money.
000540:Honey! You thought of something really cool so I don’t have to work. Gosh, what a good thought!
000550:...That’s not what you were hoping for, right? Honey, I knew it from the second you said getting paid for lying down. I think I heard you get ready to launch a joke into the air.
000560:Well… That will happen… when I work really hard but one day you suddenly run off with another man…
000570:		000;
000580:	003; How about a running partner?
000590:Oh, that sounds good. Are they called pacemakers? But my leg isn’t completely better yet.
000600:I’ll think about it if I can be on a bike or take the car.
000610:		001; What if the employer’s a woman?
000620:Umm. I don't really care about gender when I work, but if it gets on your nerves, I won't. But you should know that I am not the guy to take my eyes off the ball when I work.
000630:		002; I think I saw a listing looking for a rabbit’s running partner.
000640:Hahaha, yeah right. That doesn’t exist. Why would I run with a rabbit?
000650:I love it when you try to prank me. Why rabbits again though? Gosh, so cute… Aren’t you the rabbit? Haha
000660:If it’s with you I can run forever.
000670:		000;
000680:	004; Feeding sharks!+#016s_25
000690:Honey, even if I lose an arm during my job… will you still love me?
000700:		001; Oh, right. I take it back.
000710:You’re taking it back too fast. I’m getting a little scared, honey…?
000720:		002;  Of course!! Still, you should get insurance. You never know.
000730:So touched… You care that much about me…
000740:I’d do the same if I were you!! You can get insurance too and we can both feed sharks!
000750:Our love is perfect...
000760:		000;
000770:	000;
000780:Gosh, honey you know some really unique jobs.
000790:	001; Don’t you want a unique experience?
000800:I do, but a lot of the times you don’t get to choose your job.
000810:Unique experiences are good. They help when I make films. But… if the job seems too easy or different… there’s always a catch.
000820:They say that life is fair. How nice would it be if changing labor into money were that easy!
000830:	002; I just thought of it since you seemed to like high paying jobs.
000840:So cute… Those were the high paying jobs you thought of? Haha.
000850:High pay is good. It’s not good to work a part-time job for long. But the high paying ones are that much difficult. Based on my experience… it’s better to avoid it if it’s not work I enjoy.
000860:I wish someone would buy my script. That would be a high-paying job I can enjoy.
000870:	000;
000880:Talking about jobs with you made me feel much lighter. Haha, thanks for the fun conversation.
000890:I should look into it more seriously. Honey, have a good day… I’ll talk to you later!
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000900:Hello? I had something I wanted to ask you! Glad you called. Do you like amusement park rides?
000910:	001; I love them!+#016s_45
000920:Oh.. You must be good with scary rides.
000930:	002; I don’t like them. They’re scary.+#016s_55
000940:You don’t like scary rides. The slow ones are okay though?
000950:	000;
000960:I like going on rides, except the pirate ships and haunted houses!
000970:	001; Pirate ships are the pinnacle of rides.+#016s_45
000980:...Hmm.. Really? I’ll pass. It’d be great to see you enjoy it though.
000990:		001; I have to get on the very end!
001000:Oh… I rode on one of the middle seats before but even then it felt like I was falling onto the ground.
001010:I can’t even imagine what it would feel like to go on the end seats. Just listening to it makes me want to pass out…
001020:I will take it easy and take pictures of you screaming. Hehe.
001030:		002; I don’t know why people would go on merry-go-rounds.
001040:I like merry-go-rounds. The wind feels nice.
001050:			001; I’m not good with spinning rides…
001060:Oh, how about the slow ones? I’m not good with fast rides.
001070:			002; Fyi, horses should run!
001080:Hahaha… You sound so much stronger than me so I should stay quiet.
001090:			000;
001100:		000;
001110:	002; I don’t like pirate ships.+#016s_55
001120:Me neither. I really don’t like pirate ships. I went on one before, and it felt like I was falling to the ground every time it swung.
001130:Ugh, just thinking about it makes me nauseous.
001140:		001; I don’t know how people go on those things.
001150:I totally agree. I don’t know how people do it… Some think it’s fun, but it’s not fur us. Right?
001160:		002; I’d like to pass out mid-air once.+#005_170
001170:What, honey? Hahaha… Did I hear you right? Why?
001180:			001; If I pass out mid-air and become famous, people won’t ride pirate ships anymore…
001190:You're so altruistic... Just like Mommy Teresa. That's right... That way people would definitely avoid the viking.
001200:Don’t you think you’ll be on the papers though? A woman passes out on pirate ship ride in an amusement park…
001210:If that’s what you’re aiming for, it’s a pretty intense operation. But you are joking, right? I can’t have you be serious with this..!
001220:			002; Because it sounds like a great performance art piece?+#004s_5
001230:What were you imagining? Hahaha. You can be so quirky sometimes. Nope… How about you try drawing before you try that kind of art? Or writing…
001240:You might be able to flesh out your creative soul with that. I think it’s better than using your creativity to pass out on a pirate ship ride.
001250:			000;
001260:		000;
001270:	000;
001280:Then do you like haunted houses? Where they jump scare you.
001290:	001; I like it.
001300:Really…? What’s fun about that?
001310:		001; It’s super thrilling.
001320:So you like adrenaline. I can’t really get scared by them because it doesn’t seem real… I can’t get into it.
001330:All the ghosts are fake, and they just try to make it seem cruel… It lacks proper story.
001340:		002; The ghosts are cute. Their necks barely hang onto their bodies!+#057c_5
001350:Cute…? Uhm… Honey, you’re not saying they’re cute like I am, right? Haha
001360:I think it’s cruel, but you think it’s cute… I… honestly don’t like things like that. I can’t get into it.
001370:		000;
001380:	002; I don’t really like it.
001390:Me neither. Haunted houses look so fake. I can’t get into it. I’d rather go to an escape room. At least there’s consistency to the story.
001400:		001; I don’t really like scary things.+#016s_65
001410:Oh, really? Then you won’t like horror films either.
001420:Hmm… When you think that something’s scared, think about the creators’ intentions. They worked so hard to make this look real! If you think that, it’s not as scary.
001430:You’re the only one who suffers if you get too into it….
001440:		002;  It’s claustrophobic.
001450:Oh… you’re right. Once you go in, you can’t leave until you see everything… You do feel the obligation to see the whole thing through.
001460:You might not like escape rooms if you don’t like feeling trapped.
001470:		000;
001480:	000;
001490:I’m glad I know what kinds of rides you like! I’m gonna be a good boyfriend who makes note of all that, haha.
001500:Oh.. just a sec. I have to go. Honey, make sure to eat dinner. Talk to you soon!