//s_M_B 000010:Honey, you called. Good morning! Did you have breakfast? 000020:Hmm… This is expired. I think I bought the wrong one at the store yesterday... 000030: 001; If it hasn’t been that long, I think it’ll be okay. 000040:Right? It expired yesterday. Hmm… I’m healthy so I can eat it but you shouldn’t eat things like this! 000050:If you buy like a big thing of yogurt, it expires before you finish it. 000060: 001; Expiration dates are just suggestions. It should be fine for a couple days! 000070:Yeah. So I can eat it but you shouldn’t. Eat only fresh food. 000080: 002; So why did you buy that much? 000090:Ugh… are you nagging me? 000100: 001; You rationalized your excessive spending as wise consumption.+#027s_15 000110:...Why are you so good with words? You are right. But do you think I can change…? 000120:I loved the feeling of putting things in my basket. Haha. It hurts when you nag me so I should be careful. 000130: 002; Why? You don’t like it? 000140:No… Hmm, I don’t really like anyone nagging me but I don’t mind when you do it. 000150:Yours is affection, hehe. 000160: 000; 000170: 000; 000180: 002; If you eat food that’s slightly off, you grow resistant to it. It’s good!+#017s_5 000190:You’re not wrong… I’m okay… but honey, you don’t purposely eat food that’s expired, right? You can’t do that! 000200: 001; Haha. I’m not afraid of expired food. 000210:Uhm, honey… you don’t have to grow strong to things like that. We’re not preparing for the end of the world or a war. Let’s eat fresh food, hmm? 000220: 001; What are you talking about?! Strong stamina and antibodies are precious assets! 000230:Haha… They are good assets… but you don’t need to eat bad food to get that. 000240:I’m glad the expired food you’ve had so far has protected you… but I hope you choose another method from now on. I’m worried… 000250: 002; Some foods are better when they’re slightly bad…+#058c_5 000260:Oh… That’s what you like… I guess I can’t do anything about that. I’ll respect that... 000270: 000; 000280: 002; Don’t worry. I only had it a couple times when things were hectic… 000290:Right? Right? Food that’s fermented like cheese or kimchi aren’t a issue… 000300:but you shouldn’t eat food that’s ACTUALLY bad… You might have to go to the hospital if you’re not lucky… I don’t want you to suffer... 000310: 000; 000320: 003; Never! You’ll be in trouble! 000330:You’re right… A day’s not that bad. To be honest… I often ate things that were expired when I worked in the convenience store. 000340:Gosh… why did I get so many groceries? I regret spending so much yesterday. I might have bought twice as much because in my mind I was thinking of eating them with you. 000350:I’m love sick because of you. 000360: 001; I want to cook something with you… 000370:Heart attack… Ugh. It hurts, honey. It hurts… but I like it. Am I a pervert? Hahaha. 000380:You can’t be this sweet! 000390: 002; Don’t exaggerate and just eat it up. 000400:Ugh... I wasn't exaggerating. I'm serious! These days you're the only one I can think of. I must be going out of my mind. 000410:How am I supposed to finish everything? It’s impossible... 000420: 001; You can be a food fighter at this chance! 000430:A food fighter? Hmm… I don’t really want to fight with food. You should enjoy food. 000440: 002; Cook a lot of dishes and share them with your friend. 000450:Oh, friend… Harry will tell me I’m pathetic… And I don’t want to cook for him. I’d rather just throw it away. 000460: 000; 000470: 003; You can look back on your excessive opportunity at this chance. 000480:Yeah… I kinda feel… I just said I’m love sick… You care more about the food that’s left? 000490: 001; Spend wisely next time…! 000500:Jeez… Alright, teacher. I’ll spend wisely from next time. 000510: 002; Honestly… if you go grocery shopping with me that will never happen so it’s fine. 000520:Haha, you’re so reliable! You’ll have to stop me if I keep putting things in the basket. 000530: 000; 000540: 000; 000550: 000; 000560:I should gather everything that expires today and eat them later. Rice balls, teriyaki chicken, udon noodles, and yogurt... 000570: 001; Expiration dates… are very easy to manipulate. 000580:What are you saying…? Hahaha, why would anyone manipulate this? 000590:There’s no way someone without a conscience would sell their products to a 30 year old historical grocery store. 000600: 001; You never know. Don’t eat processed food if you can. 000610:Honey… you’re just saying I should cook more, right? Smart… I almost fell for it. 000620:I don’t like processed food but it’s not easy to cook everything when you live on your own... 000630:If you want cheese you get to get milk… Never mind. If you want milk, you need to raise a cow, gosh… 000640: 002; You have to suspect everything. The world is not on your side. 000650:Hahaha, okay. Who else can I trust? I won’t even be able to trust a bird on the streets. 000660:It dares to chirp?! Don’t fool me! I’ll have to scold it… Are you satisfied? Haha. 000670: 000; 000680: 002;I want to eat it too… 000690:No… I want you to skip processed food and eat a proper meal. 000700:They say that it’s much healthier to eat rice with seaweed than some microwave food. 000710:My father says that food is best natural and fresh. 000720:...Gosh, once I have more time, that’s how I’ll eat too. I’ll grow a small farm! 000730: 001; No need for a small farm. If you’re rich, just buy everything organic! 000740:...Oh, yeah sure. I thought it just sounded romantic… It would be fun to wear work pants and grow lettuce together. 000750:We can raise chickens and cows.. But I’ll cross it off since you don’t like it. I’ll just get deliveries from a farm. 000760: 002; A small farm sounds nice! Let’s raise chicken too! 000770:Yeah. Should we get a ranch too? We can raise chickens, cows, foxes… I’m joking about foxes. 000780:What should we grow? Strawberries, tomatoes, avocado? Haha, I’m kidding about the avocado. 000790:I’m sure anything with you will be fun. I should work hard now to prepare for retirement... 000800: 000; 000810: 000; 000820:I’m gonna go eat. Thanks for listening to me! Don’t spend money just because things are on sale. And check the expiration date! 000830:I’ll call you again! //s_L_D 000840:Oh, honey. What’s up? 000850: 001; Do I need a reason to call you? Can’t I just call you for no reason? 000860:No, you can call me anytime. Are you not in a good mood? 000870: 001; If I don’t sound like I’m in a good mood, I guess I’m not. 000880:You didn’t sound too happy… Hmm, maybe I’m thinking about myself too much… I shouldn’t have misconstrued your words... 000890: 001; Gosh, so dumb! 000900:Why? Didn’t you mean that it depends on who’s listening? 000910:This isn’t it, honey? Did I do something wrong? 000920: 002; I’m not in a good mood. 000930:Oh, really? I see. Honey, what can I do for you…? 000940: 000; 000950: 002; No… 000960:No? Why are you in a bad mood, honey? 000970: 001; Do I have to tell you for you to know? 000980:What’s wrong…? Who messed up your mood? 000990: 002; Guess. 001000:Oh… uhm… my brain stopped working. 001010:What is it? Did I say something? 001020: 000; 001030: 000; 001040:Honey, what’s wrong…? 001050:Oh! Are you upset because of that woman I mentioned? 001060: 002; ...You didn’t see another model?+#035_10 001070:Model? What model? 001080:Oh! That strange woman from earlier? She didn’t come again. Why are you asking, honey? 001090: 001; No, I don’t want to know. Whatever. 001100:Yeah? Why did you ask then? 001110: 001; You didn’t get her number, did you? 001120:Haha, what? Her number? 001130:Oh honey… are you being jealous? Why would I get her number? 001140: 002; You’re not attracted to outfits like that, are you? 001150:Hmm? Oh, it’s just because I’m good at remembering unique clothes… What do you mean attracted? 001160:Who else other than you would I be attracted to? Honey, are you jealous? 001170: 000; 001180: 002; Just wondering if she was really like a model. 001190:She was like a model, gosh. Her clothes had such vibrant colors. And she strutted. There are so many kinds of people in this world. 001200: 001; She was pretty… 001210:Wait, wait. I said her outfit was crazy and she wasn’t your normal lady. I didn’t say she was pretty? 001220:Honey, are you jealous right now? Hahaha.. 001230: 002; Do you have a death wish?+#017s_15 001240:No! Why?? Why do you sound mad…? What did I do wrong? 001250:Oh…. I see. Honey…. are you jealous right now? 001260: 000; 001270: 000; 001280: 000; 001290:You’re jealous right?! you’re jealous! 001300:You’re so cute, hahaha…. 001310: 001; Cute??? God!+#017s_15 001320:Hahaha, sorry. Who else would I have feelings for?! Don’t think those things. 001330:You’re the only one I have. 001340:I really like you @@. Today, tomorrow, always. So don’t think like that. Okay? 001350: 002; If you don’t have feelings for her, then fine. 001360:Of course not. I didn’t upset you, did I? If I did, I’m sorry. I’ll be more careful with what I say. 001370:And if I really did have feelings for her, I wouldn’t have told you. 001380:...Oh, I mean. Uhm, that’s not what I mean... 001390: 001; Seriously???+#017s_15 001400:Just slap my mouth. I was just trying to be logical… 001410: 002; Your tongue’s slipping…? 001420: 000; 001430:You’re really the only one I have! Now and always. 001440: 000; 001450:Oh, sorry… yes okay. 001460:Honey, I have to get back to work. I’ll talk to you later! 001470:Don’t be jealous. I’m not kidding! You’re the only one I have. I mean it. Muah! 001480:Gotta take off!