//c_B+3 000010:#RECEIVE; 000020:Honey, hon! 000030:#CALLBACK; 000040:Oh, hi, honey! Ah, there’s nothing wrong. It’s just that I got a little free time before getting to work, so I decided to call. 000050:Let’s see...yeah, there’s still some time left. Guess it’s good enough to have a chat. 000060:#START; 000070:Sweetie, I got a little quiz for you. It’s for fun. 000080:Don’t think too deep, and just choose the first thing that gets to you. Okay? 000090: 001; Sounds fun! Okay, I’ll do that. 000100:Great! Let’s do that now. Before I forget the items on the list. Hehe. 000110: 002; Nah - don’t wanna. 000120:Don’t wanna? But yeah - I wanna. 000130:This is a really simple quiz, but it’s amazing. So give it a try. 000140: 000; 000150:Let’s say there is a table with a bunch of fruits for you. 000160:And there are pineapple, melon, grapes, orange...and apple. 000170:What would you choose first? 000180: 001; The pineapple. 000190:Hmm...let’s see… A person who chooses pineapple..is supposedly full of passion within. 000200:Oh, I see you have a fire within! 000210:And a person who chooses pineapple likes changes and thrill and says no to mundane things...and always works hard to the best of their abilities! But it also says this person tends to be a bit picky in making friends. 000220:Oh, one more thing - this person is the type who never stops working towards a goal, if there’s a definite one. That sounds a bit like me. 000230: 002; The melon. 000240:The person who chooses melon looks quiet outside, but inside there’s a huge dream raging. 000250:And it’s very important for this person to live by their personal beliefs or standards… Hehe. That’s pretty important. 000260:And no one can beat this person when it comes to financial drive! Haha. So this person is flawless in managing money. 000270:Also, this person hates losing and wants to be the best all the time. 000280:Looks like somebody is full of ambition. Is your dream a CEO or something? Haha. 000290: 003; The grapes. 000300:Grapes…? A person who chooses grapes are...kind of sensitive to being alone. And they don’t like stepping out of their comfort zones. 000310:Hmm...but you don’t look like such a person when we talk. 000320:And the grapes person is full of artistic or literary emotions. It takes a long time for this person to make friends, but once this person completely opens up, they wouldn’t hesitate to show everything they’ve been hiding. 000330:So simply put, grapes person looks cold on the outside but actually has this warm, soft side within. 000340:Hmm, but I don’t think your inside and outside are different. At least not during our chats. 000350:Oh, maybe I’m an exception for you. Hehe. 000360: 004; The orange. 000370:The person who chooses orange is generally gentle and maintains good relations. 000380:It says this person always wears smiles and highly prioritizes their household. 000390:Smiles, huh…? You do type ‘lol’ a lot. Haha. 000400:And it also says this person would often suffer losses because this person is so nice for their own good. But because of that, nobody would hate this person. 000410:Haha, that’s right. Of course that’s right. Who in the world would hate you? 000420:But in case somebody is mean to you, you have to tell me right away. Okay? I’ll teach that person a lesson. 000430: 005; The apple. 000440:The person who chooses apple...is the type of person who has to coordinate everything with maximum precision and quality. 000450:This person is highly interested in health and welfare and therefore prefers to plot a fully coordinated plan beforehand and really focus during work, rather than work through the night! 000460:People tend to call this person very polite. And it says the banana person is kind of stiff. But I’m not sure if you’re...stiff. 000470: 000; 000480:Well? What do you think? 000490: 001; Oh, my god! That’s so much like me! 000500:Wow. That’s good. I actually feel kind of proud. Haha. 000510:Though this is just for fun, it’s even better when it actually works, don’t you think? I knew I should take notes of it... 000520: 002; I don’t know… I don’t think the descriptions really fit me. 000530:Really? Well, then again… This isn’t anything serious. It’s just for fun, haha. 000540: 000; 000550:But speaking of quiz, this tarot reading I had in the past suddenly popped in my mind. 000560:Tell me, have you ever tried tarot readings? 000570: 001; I have, a couple of times. Just for fun. 000580:Really? One of my friends is learning how to read tarot cards, so I once became a customer for him. And I completely lost the sense of time during the reading session. 000590:What’s your main interest during during tarot reading? 000600: 001; Romance, of course! 000610:Haha. I think about 90 percent of people who go for tarot reading want to know whether they can get girlfriends or boyfriends. 000620:I wonder what the tarots told you. Like, did it say, ‘You’d get to date a stranger you meet on a messenger app…?’ 000630:….Of course not. The tarots didn’t tell you that, did they? Hehe. 000640: 001; That’s exactly what they said!! 000650:What? Really?! No way. Like, is that tarot reader from the future or something? 000660:Wow, that’s fun. Maybe I should add a character like that in my script. 000670:So there is this scientist from future who reads tarots for people and makes billions of money, but one day people find out who he is… And then the tale of action and thriller unfolds, with the scientist running away from people who are desperate to pry out what they want from him... 000680:Hah...that’s going to be so fun. 000690: 002; The tarots said I’m going to be single for the next 3 years.. 000700:Aww...so you paid for nothing. But actually, I’m glad the tarots were totally wrong. 000710:You got to meet me out of all people. I’d say I’m worth the waste of money. Hehe. 000720: 000; 000730: 002; I ask about financial stuff... 000740:How very practical. Haha. 000750:So? Did anyone ever tell you you’d be rich? Hehe. 000760: 001; This one tarot reader told me that I’ll be a millionaire within the next 10 years. Hah! 000770:Whoa... Maybe you'll be the winner for the lottery! Good for you! 000780:But you know what….? If you do become a millionaire, why not make some investment in my movie? I have a really good scenario in mind! 000790:...Oh, wait! Honey! Don’t go! This isn’t spam! You’re talking to your bae! Hehe. 000800: 002; Well...the tarots said...fortune doesn’t completely hate me. If I work really hard... 000810:And save little by little...and avoid paying for things you don’t really need… Did the tarots say that? 000820:Why, that’s something even I can tell you… No, that’s something basically anyone out there can tell you. That tarot reader is a fraud. 000830:Let’s just say it’s a lesson not to trust tarots too much. I’m sure you can make much more than the money you lost back then for that tarot reader. 000840: 000; 000850: 003; Health matters the most. So me ask bout me health - 000860:You ask bout you health - Goody - Hehe. That was so adorable. 000870:And yes, health does matter. So what did the cards say? 000880: 001; They said I’ll live a fully healthy life for 100 years. 000890:What? Hundred years? A century? A CENTURY?? 000900:No! You have to stay with me for at least 200 years, if not 300 years! So don’t ever go back to that tarot reader, okay? Hehe. 000910: 002; I’m supposed to constantly monitor latest market prices. 000920:What? That’s what more than half of tarot readers tell you when you ask them regarding your financial fortune! By the way, did you have that tarot reading in the summer? 000930:That’s something even I can tell you. For example, ‘Fire will find you around mid-September when air starts to get dry! You’d better watch out for fire wherever you go!’ Hehe. 000940: 000; 000950: 000; 000960: 002; I don’t believe in tarots. 000970:Well...I understand. 000980:Actually, I don’t ,either. Though I once paid a visit to a tarot reader because of my friend. 000990:And the tarot reader did tell me something. It was super-long, too… But what was it again? I was only half-paying attention, so I don’t even remember now. Haha. 001000: 000; 001010:Oh, okay! Coming! 001020:Oops. It’s almost time to work. 001030:So I think I gotta go, honey. 001040:I’ll call you again later. Have a lovely day! //c_L_D 001050:Oh, hi, hon! What’s up? 001060: 001; I was thinking about you. So here I am. 001070:Woa… I was thinking about you, too. 001080:I knew we’re meant for each other. Haha. 001090: 002; My hands slipped... 001100:Your hand must be fully aware that you’re dating me. Nice work, hand! Hehe. 001110: 000; 001120:I’ve been carrying mangoes since my work started, and I’m taking a break. 001130:And I realized during work...that I’ve never tried mangoes before. 001140:So tell me, have you ever tried mangoes? 001150: 001; Of course I have. 001160:You have? Yeah, that’s right. Lots of stores have mangoes these days. I could even find a couple of them wrapped up in the convenience stores, too. 001170:But I’ve never actually bought one for myself. 001180: 002; I haven’t. So I’m curious what it tastes like. 001190:I see… I did try mango juice in the past. It was sweet. Not bad. 001200:But I just don’t have a clue what its texture would be like. I have a feeling it’ll be really soft. 001210: 000; 001220:Maybe I should buy one for myself on my way home. I’ve been carrying boxes of mangoes all this time. I should get a glimpse of its taste, don’t you think? Haha. 001230:But you see, this employee told me that mangoes have bones. Isn’t that funny or what? 001240: 001; But mangoes do have bones. 001250:Nah, liar. You’re pranking me because I’ve never tried it, aren’t you? 001260: 001; Shoot...that didn’t work…. I guess I won nothing for the day...+#019c_3 001270:I wish you wouldn’t go to bed empty-handed, but this one was kind of bad, hon…. 001280:You should try to come up with better jokes. Haha. 001290: 002; I think that employee was referring to seeds as bones... 001300:Oh, is that it? I thought you were joking again. 001310:But do mango seeds resembles bone structures…? I should look it up later. 001320: 003; That’s what you need to make mango juice. You boil mango bones. 001330:A production of 48 hours of boiling our love and care for you! Mango Juice the Origin boasts 5 stars - that’s out of scale of 5! 001340:...Juice isn’t made by boiling bones. Come on, darling. 001350: 000; 001360: 002; People tend to call fruits seeds the bones. 001370:Oh, they do? But why do they choose ‘bones’ when there’s already the term ‘seeds?’ Is it because seeds are as hard as bones? 001380: 001; They call seeds the bones because they’re so hard not even Excalibar can cut through them. 001390:So I was right. Hehe. 001400:But not even THE Excalibar can cut through them? If that’s true, I don’t think they’re mere seeds... 001410:I would’ve lost all of my teeth if I bit down a fruit seed… 001420:You really saved my teeth. Haha. 001430: 002; There’s this long, huge chunk of flesh in the middle of mangoes. 001440:Oooh, I see, haha. How can you make yourself so adorable even as you teach something? 001450:So this chunk resembles human spine, right? I should check later when I eat one. 001460: 000; 001470: 003; There’s actually a fruit with bones?! 001480:My thought exactly. It’s unbelievable, right? 001490:But now that we’re discussing bones, I’m starting to consider mangoes as some kind of an animal instead of a fruit. 001500: 001; Today we will take a look at a herd of mangoes peacefully grazing on savanna.+#019c_4 001510:And the herd is met with the beastly foes constantly preying on their kind - a lion sub-pride. 001520:Mommy… I’m hungry. I want some mango. Hang on, sweetheart - Mommy will get you a delicious mango. 001530:I used to watch this TV show when I was young. What was the title again? Was it ? 001540:Back then I thought the lions were bad guys when I watched an episode on gazelles. And I hated gazelles when the show was about lions. 001550:Uh...but why am I suddenly talking about animals? Anyways, I’m still clueless how come there are bones in mangoes... 001560: 002; I think mangoes are actually vertebrates.+#011_190 001570:So are bananas invertebrates? Hehe. 001580:You’re so adorable. 001590: 000; 001600: 000; 001610:Sniff, sniff. Oh, I smell so like mangoes right now. 001620:I’ve been carrying nothing but mangoes, and… Haha… I’m getting hungry because of this smell... 001630:But I once read on the web that women tend to like smells from men who enjoy fruits often. 001640:Your personal scent supposedly changes if you eat a lot of fruits, and that is sort of appealing to women. So the web said. 001650: 001; I prefer something other than fruity scent... 001660:You do? Must be different from person to person. What kind of smell do you like? 001670: 001; Coffee. 001680:Oh - I think I know what you mean. I tend to smell a bit like coffee after spending hours at a coffee shop. 001690:Hmm… I think I need caffeine… Maybe I should drop by a cafe later. Haha. 001700: 002; Kemzo perfume. 001710:I see you’re interested in lot of things, including men’s perfumes. 001720:##005s_5 001730:But didn’t you mention before that you prefer scentless? Am I mistaken? 001740:I’m guessing things have changed... 001750:## 001760:##005s_15 001770:Didn’t you say you prefer something sweet? 001780:Are there sweet products with Kemzo, too…? I don’t remember. 001790:## 001800:Actually, I didn’t really like ones from Kemzo in the past. But the recent products are pretty good. 001810:I heard that there is this perfume from Kemzo that smells like...thunder? Lightning? I just can’t imagine what it smells like... 001820: 003; Something like the naked smell of a man...who just got out of shower smelling like fresh soap…? 001830:...I think that’s too detailed, hon. I wonder why... 001840:##005s_35 001850:You once mentioned that you like how a person naturally smells like. But now you’ve become more detailed. 001860:By the way, the way you told me that so shy was so cute. 001870:## 001880:Hmm, maybe I should get a new soap... 001890: 000; 001900: 002; That’s right. I heard that, too. 001910:Really? Then does that apply to you, too? 001920: 001; Shh… Let’s talk about this later on... 001930:What’s wrong? It’s not related to another guy, is it? 001940:Hmm...but if that’s the case, then that’ll keep bothering me. 001950: 002; My little brother told me that... +#019c_5 001960:Oh...you have a younger brother? 001970:Anyways, it is based off a personal experience. 001980: 000; 001990: 003; Really? Then let’s start a diet on 1 fruit basket per day! 002000:How come? Would you like me to smell like fruits? 002010:But I can’t survive only on a single fruit basket every day….. I need something else, too - 002020: 001; I wanted you to be healthy - ! 002030:So you were looking out for me? Aww - that is so sweet! 002040:So I should try an orange each day. For you, Haha. 002050: 002; You’re going to be so sweet and fruity - a living vitamin! 002060:I’m already sweet. It’d take a miracle for me to become sweeter. Hehe. 002070:But if I eat too much, I might be a living fruit basket instead of a living vitamin, honey. 002080:So let’s not reach the basket level and let me stick to one fruit per day, okay? 002090: 003; I’m sorry...but I’m afraid from now on you can ingest only fruits until the end of your life. 002100:Darling… I mean, doctor… That’s too cruel... 002110:So let me just stick to one fruit per day… Okay? 002120: 000; 002130: 000; 002140:Oh, my manager. 002150:I should go now. Actually, my manager talked to me this morning. 002160:Because I pull out my phone too often during work. 002170:But I pull out my phone only during break… Phew. 002180:Anyways, I’ll call you again later! //c_N 002190:#RECEIVE; 002200:Hello - is this @@? 002210:#CALLBACK; 002220:Hello - is this @@? 002230:#START; 002240: 001; Yes - this is @@. 002250:Hello - this is %%, the most perfect boyfriend in the world, who loves @@ the most in the world! 002260: 001; Yes - my wonderful boyfriend! 002270:Wow - my awesome girlfriend! 002280:And your sense of humor is perfect, too. 002290: 002; But I’m single... 002300:No - I know that you have this super-handsome boyfriend named %%. 002310:I’m not sure why you say you’re single. Is it because you want to keep your boyfriend only to yourself? 002320: 000; 002330: 002; Nope. Wrong number. 002340:I doubt it. I recognize this voice... 002350:Is this really wrong number? 002360: 001; Right now...she’s in deep sleep... 002370:Whoa...my girlfriend is a Sleeping Beauty…? 002380:And there’s only one way to awaken the sleeping princess… Which is... 002390:Ending this role-play. ….You were expecting something else, right? Right? Hehe. 002400: 002; It’s a wrong number. 002410:Oh, it is…? 002420:That’s weird… I have my sweetheart’s name imprinted in my mind. This can’t be the wrong number... 002430:My girlfriend would have told me as soon as she changed her number… I guess this really is a wrong number! 002440:You’re such a prankster. 002450: 000; 002460: 000; 002470:I called because I was hoping your voice can wake me up. 002480:I think your voice has some sort of caffeine that works only for me. 002490: 001; I’m your energy drink. 002500:Aww, that’s so sweet. Now I want to have this drink forever. 002510:Can I make a permanently lasting order? Hehe. 002520: 002; Come on, there’s no caffeine in voices - 002530:Yes, there is. Your voice wakes me up completely - 002540: 003; You want me to wake you up perfectly? 002550:Huh? How do you do that? 002560: 001; But honey, what’s this scream just now? 002570:What? 002580:...No… There was no scream. That was scary…. Haha... 002590:Are you tired right now? If you’re sleepy, why not go to bed early? 002600: 001; Do you still think you’re talking to your bae…? 002610:Were you pretending to be a ghost just now? Nah, I’m not falling for it. 002620:That’s cute. So cute. I can pretend to be a ghost, too. But I don’t want to scare you. 002630: 002; Hello? Honey… I can’t hear you because of all the screams.+#010s_14 002640:Honey… Why not drop this scream prank? Phew... 002650:...Hello? A-are you serious? Hello? Honey? Sweetie?! 002660: 001; And <%%’s Ghost Stories> will continue in the next episode... 002670:Hah… Thank god it’s over... 002680:But why not cancel the show? I really don’t like ghost stories. 002690: 002; The device you’re trying to reach is turned off... 002700:Honey… Looks like you’re having fun… 002710:You’re so adorable. Please don’t hang up, okay? 002720: 000; 002730: 000; 002740: 002; Actually...I’m from the Andromeda Galaxy. And today is my last day on Earth. 002750:Hon… I didn’t want to tell you this… But I’m actually from Andromeda, too... 002760:I was living at Planet S385-1, and when I fell in love with you when I first saw you on Planet T5714... 002770:And then when you left for Earth, I also started a long journey... 002780:In hopes to one day see you... Since we’re meant for each other... 002790: 001; Gotcha! I’m actually a spy from your planet!+#019c_15 002800:No, no way! So the assassin sent from my planet to get me is you…? 002810:Very well. Let’s settle to whom Andromeda truly belongs…! 002820:...Where does your love for role-play comes from, hon? Hehe. 002830:Sometimes I even think that you’re the major in Drama and Cinema, not me... 002840: 002; Sweetie...that’s so romantic. 002850:It’s nothing. Of course I’ll travel space for you… Hehe. 002860:But I got a news from HQ. Our spaceship is out of fuel. 002870:So why don’t we just live happily ever after on Earth? 002880: 000; 002890: 000; 002900: 000; 002910:Huh? Wait, what’s that? Hang on, hon. 002920:Ugh, I think it’s moving. Is it a bug? 002930: 001; Does its name start with...the letter ‘c?’ 002940:You mean Mr. C? Ugh...no. No. My house is clean. Mr. C doesn’t like my house. 002950:Sometimes bugs fly in when I open the windows. I think this guy is one of those visitors. 002960:I should get it now. 002970: 002; Aaah! Get it! Quick! I hate bugs. 002980:Honey… Unlike you who’s safe on the other side, I’m actually confronting it…. 002990:Coexisting with nature isn’t bad… But I don’t think coexisting with bugs is a good idea… Is it? 003000:Phew… I should get it now... 003010: 003; I’ve come to settle who this house belongs to, human! 003020:Tsk, tsk… I am the true master of this household.. 003030:Because I pay the rent! So back to nature you go! 003040: 000; 003050:Oh, no. It moved. I should get it before it sneaks into a corner... 003060:Do I have a bug spray? Hang on... 003070:Shoot. I must have used my last bottle. 003080: 001; Let’s send it back. 003090:Should I? Will it leave if I leave the window open? 003100:Back to nature you go, O bug… I shall stay indoors…. 003110:It was a great pain to be with you. Let’s never meet again... 003120:Uh, but what if other bugs join it when I leave the window open? Aw, come on. Can’t you leave on your own? 003130: 002; Slap it! Slap it with your hand! 003140:Uh, I don’t think that’s a… I mean, I can do that, But my hands will get dirty. 003150:Ugh...I actually imagined it. Eww... 003160: 003; Nothing can beat an electric fly swatter. 003170:Whoa...you have the latest weapon! 003180:I think I can see you standing so tall and proud with the fly swatter in your hand… Hehe. 003190: 000; 003200:Hmm...but first I should grab a tissue and... 003210:Huh? Where did it go? It was right there when I was looking for a spray... 003220: 001; They always vanish to thin air when you try to get them. 003230:Yeah, seriously ! I brought a chunk of tissue, and it disappeared in less than seconds…! 003240:But then again, what kind of a bug would let humans get it…? But...uh, this is so uncomfortable. 003250: 002; Congrats - you have a new roommate. 003260:But I don’t want a roommate like this…. Even the thought gives… No, I don’t even want to think about it... 003270:Ugh, what if it buzzes around my ears when I sleep? There goes my good sleep for the night... 003280: 003; Just empty your mind and let the nature in... 003290:Honey… That’s not so bad, but when I’m home I really want to be alone…. 003300:And I don’t want to be with that unidentified but… Ugh, I have no idea what I should do now... 003310: 000; 003320:Man… Looks like that bus is going to keep me awake for the night. 003330:Well, since I’m awake, I should skim through the job sites. 003340:So please feel free to go to bed early. And have a sweet dream.