//c_M+20 000010:#RECEIVE; 000020:Hey honey, are you up? Or are you still in bed? 000030:#CALLBACK; 000040:I see you’re awake. Let’s talk while I’m commuting. 000050:#START; 000060:I just got a call from my client and talked about his puppy. 000070:The pup’s name is Kong. One year old and older. 000080: 001; What a cute name. It sounds so adorable! 000090:I can’t say so since I haven’t seen its photo. But I doubt it, because its original name was Kong King. 000100: 001; Such difference in nuances, wow. 000110:Exactly. But I think Kong is cute. So is Kong King. 000120:It seems like Kong would bounce all over the place, and Kong King would stomp all over the place... 000130:And I think my tongue is gonna go nuts with the names… 000140: 002; That’s even more cute! I get the feeling it’ll be big and furry and fluffy! 000150:You imagine such is even more cute . 000160:Oh. I said that out loud. Sorry, didn’t mean to evade the topic. 000170:I can also be cute to you since I’m also big and furry. 000180: 000; 000190: 002; How big is a one year old dog? Is it still considered a baby? 000200:It’s not a baby. If you convert it to human’s age… it’s about 15. When it reaches 2, it’ll be about 30 in human age. 000210:After that, you can add 3-4 years of age for every year. 000220: 001; You sound like an dog expert. 000230:I did own a dog. I’ve searched through a lot of stuff because of Gold. 000240:Like how to calculate age or genetic diseases. Since I can take care of Gold well when I knew well. 000250: 002; He’ll be an elderly in a few years…. 000260:Yeah. He’s already a cool headed character. Maybe he’ll become all serious and sincere in 5 years. 000270:Ahem… Dear master, why don’t you give me some snacks. Give me some organic ones that are good for my health. 000280: 000; 000290:##021_20 000300: 003; Wow… It’s the same name as my dog… 000310:Wow, really? That’s hilarious… 000320:As we’re talking of pups, it reminds me of Gold. You might as well be reminded of your dog since they share same names… 000330:If I get to take some photos of this pup, I’ll send you some. Hope you can reminisce the fun times you had with Kong. 000340:## 000350: 000; 000360:But I’m slightly worried as Kong’s really easily scared. 000370:He’s said to fear tall guys especially… I hope it’ll be okay. 000380: 001; I can see that you’ll be crawling into your client’s house… 000390:Yeah… I don’t want Kong to get scared, I’ll go in hovering on the floor. 000400:Pass the apartments, crawling as I go and when I open the door, the client will be surprised. 000410: 002; Hon, you have a puppy face, the pup will think you’re just a big dog. 000420:I do work well with dogs… 000430:When I used to volunteer at the dog refuge center, it was fascinating who they’d all surround me. It was about the same as fans at an idol fan meeting. 000440:Nah, I’m joking. As long as I can stay on good terms with Kong, I don’t mind being a big doggie friend as you said. 000450:Maybe I should make barking sounds to look more believable. Woof! Woof! 000460:How about it, similar? 000470: 003; Does the dog has bad memories with tall men? 000480:I don’t know. That hasn’t been mentioned. It’s something people are careful to talk about. 000490:##021_20 000500:Though you’d know even if I don’t tell you since you had a dog. 000510:## 000520:If he’s really scared, I’ll coax him with food. The client said the pup is weak to food. 000530:If he gets nervous, I’ll give it to him right away. I’ll use my topnotch snack giving skill. Haha. 000540: 000; 000550:Uh.. but really, can I go with my hair like this. It’s getting on my nerves. 000560:It probably won’t matter since the client will only see it for a short while, right? 000570:The dog, it probably won’t care how my hair looks. 000580: 001; He’ll care more about treats than your hair, honey. 000590:##003_130 000600:Uh.. wow you attacking me with facts again. 000610:## 000620:How can my hairstyle win over treats, it’s a god. 000630:If my hair was important, I would have already trained sit, hand shake, bark and all. 000640:Uh, if it did work, it would be awesome. It be starred in international news. Haha. 000650: 002; Go to a pet shop and have a shiba haircut. You’d be best buddies right away. 000660:##005_130 000670:Honey, how do you come up with those kind of things. Do you go somewhere to learn? 000680:## 000690:But wouldn't it be scary if my head looks like a bean...? Think about it. A tall human-like creature with a head like a black bean calling out to Kong... 000700:I won't even get to enter the front door... 000710: 000; 000720:Uh, where am I? 000730:Oh, I have to get off here. 000740:Honey, it’ll be difficult for me to talk on the phone when looking for directions. 000750:I’ll give you a heads up when I get there. //c_D+20 000760:#RECEIVE; 000770:Honey, my client isn’t here yet so I thought why not talk to you on the phone while waiting. 000780:#CALLBACK; 000790:Honey have eaten? 000800:I’m still waiting for my client. 000810:#START; 000820:It feels like it’s not over till it’s over since I’m still with Kong. 000830:And I think it’s because we got closer that this kiddo is a bit clingy. 000840:Oh, Kong! I’m talking to my girlfriend right now. 000850:Sit! Kong, sit! Good boy! 000860: 001; Considering the hardship you went through, seems you’re having fun with Kong. 000870:Uh, as we started to play and hang out, it’s been fun. 000880:It was a bit hard at first as this kid was a bit shy but now… it’s like it doesn’t want me to go home. Haha. 000890:Uh, I want to do this again next time. 000900: 002; Feels like you’re closer to Kong than me. 000910:Huh? Are you jealous my Kong right now? 000920:Honey, come on. 000930:Did you want to heart things like “Sit!” from me? I didn’t know you had such a taste. 000940:That’s a bit more of a challenge but… It doesn’t hurt saying it. Haha. I’m kidding. Kidding. 000950: 003; You should change your job to an animal communicator! 000960:How did you know I dreamt of becoming an animal communicator specialist… 000970:Starting with Kong, I’ll learn one by one and when there are voters… 000980:When they're allowed to vote, I'm going to run for election. An animal guardian election. 000990:I think I’ll be elected if I use election slogan of “Nature is first!” something like that. 001000:Do I have to live in the forest if I become an animal guardian...? If so, please come see me, okay? 001010:I think our future is very eco-friendly. Haha. 001020: 000; 001030:But you know how I read Kong a book when playing with him? 001040:This thought just occurred to me and… I kinda thought the it looked bizarre. 001050:I mean, Kong doesn’t even understand it. 001060: 001; No one has seen it, so how ‘bout it? 001070:Yeah that’s true but… you know, you kind of suddenly start viewing yourself objectively. 001080:What would have it been like if someone saw it and it suddenly made me feel embarrassed. 001090: 001; You had a short out-of-body experience. 001100:Really? I must have been in and out in a flash. 001110:I should go far far away and look at stuff since I’m out 001120:I should've been at Evurest. And Antarctica. And wherever you are, last but not least. 001130:Oh right, I don’t know where you’re at. My thoughts has slightly went out of body .. 001140: 002; Haha. In fact, I was watching everything… 001150:Whoa… Did I just get punked on camera?.... I should get out here! Someone, help me! 001160:Oh, Kong seems startled. I should quiet down when talking… 001170: 000; 001180: 002; Truth is, Kong understood everything. 001190:Really? I’m gonna ask Kong. 001200:Kong, did you understand the book I read you? 001210:… 001220: 001; Woof! 001230:Oh my god. You did understood! You must be a genius. 001240:So, since you said you understood everything 001250:Hand in a report in Times New Roman font size 10, a 5 page report by tomorrow, H.O.N.E.Y. 001260: 002; I didn’t expect you to ask for real… 001270:It’s that, Kong did understand everything but 001280:since he’s a humble dog, he’s just trying to read the situation than giving an answer. 001290:Kong, you understood everything, right? 001300:See, he just now nodded his head. Of course, you can’t see it… 001310:Look, he’s giving me the thumbs up with a paw and all. 001320:Oh, you do know I can’t give you a photo, right? Taking photos when Kong feels shy can make the photo an ghost picture. Haha. 001330: 000; 001340: 000; 001350:Still, next time, I’ll read a human a book than to a dog. 001360:Oh, I should read it to you, honey. 001370:I’ll you a book later. What kind do you prefer? 001380: 001; Romantic romance novels 001390:Even when we are born again, please be my love... 001400:I love you the most … 001410:Umm… wait. Let me uncringe myself. 001420: 002; Read a book on meditation for self-reflection, please. 001430:Close your eyes and relax… 001440:Look deep into your thoughts... And just let your thoughts flow... 001450:While reading if one of use falls asleep faster, let’s turn a blind eye... 001460: 003; Something scary! 001470:You’re very... 001480: 000; 001490:Uh, I think my client is here. 001500:Yes, it’s me. 001510:Honey, I have to say hello and then go out… 001520:We’ll be in touch. //c_N_M 001530:Oh honey! 001540: 001; I thought you were sleeping. 001550: 002; Did I wake you? 001560: 000; 001570:Huh? Well, I did lie down to sleep by I got a bit hungry and was looking for something to eat. 001580:Hmm. That’s weird…. Why is there nothing in the fridge… 001590: 001; Are you repeatedly opening and closing the fridge doors? 001600:Already about three thousand times. 001610:Hmm.. I saw that there’s nothing but can’t I let go of this handle... 001620: 002; You’re eating at this hour? 001630:Uh, aren’t you supposed to eat something when your hungry? I’m guessing you don’t eat in the night time. 001640:When I was filming movies way back, my night and day got mixed up and always had night snacks… 001650:Wow. Some memories. 001660: 000; 001670:Uh… now I’m completely hungry… I should eat something. 001680:What do you normally have for night snacks? Recommend me some. 001690: 001; I don’t eat anything after 6pm. 001700:Wow. You have high self-discipline.. that’s awesome. 001710:##000_01 001720:But don’t you have something like a company outing after work? 001730:## 001740:##000_02 001750:||##000_04 001760:||##000_03 001770:||##000_05 001780:But don’t you have times when you meet up with friends in the evening? 001790:## 001800:What do you do then? 001810: 001; Overcome it with will. 001820:Wow… that actually very awesome. 001830:To be unwavering from all those food…. I admit your will is great. Haha. 001840: 002; There are rare exceptions… 001850:You being so frank, it’s cute. 001860:You’re right, one can be like that a day or two, you know. 001870:What’s important is your mindset! 001880: 000; 001890: 002; Something simple like heated milk and sweet potato? 001900:Oh, that sounds good too. 001910:I’m thinking of buying some stuff to eat in evenings when I’m hungry. Sweet potatoes are good or fruits. 001920: 003; Instant noodles are the best. 001930:Ah, I want to have instant noodles. I would have started boiling water it if I had some. 001940:I have no idea when I finished up the whole box I bought the other time. 001950: 004; Always ask for deliveries in the evening! 001960:Uh… that sounds like the best. Maybe I should order a delivery since I can’t bother to go out. 001970:What do you normally order? Chicken or pizza? 001980: 001; Chicken is god, it’s the best. 002020:##002_120 002030:You said you liked seasoned ones, right? Great to have something sweet and savory in the evening. 002040:## 002050:##002_180 002060:I can see you’ll be having a glass of beer with your ordered chicken. Haha. 002070:## 002080: 002; PIZZZAAAAAA! 002100:##002_190 002110:Right. You like pizza more than chicken. 002120:## 002130:There are various types though. Which do you like best? 002140: 001; Potato~! +#021c_5 002150:Have you tried the one with mayonnaise on top of it? It’s real good. 002160: 002; Pepperoni! +#021c_15 002170:I hear people who are true pizza lovers only eat pepperoni. 002180:You must be a pizza lover. Haha. 002190: 003; Pineapple pizza. +#021c_25 002200:Isn’t that really good? 002210:Me and a couple of my friends went to get pizza and I ordered this and one of my friend said he’s not eating with us. He said this was a disgrace to pizza. 002220:So everyone enjoyed him except for him. Haha. 002230: 000; 002240: 003; Don’t underestimate schnitzel please. 002250:Wow. Me, a meat-lover almost forgot schnitzel… I feel ashamed… 002260:Listening to you, I’m suddenly craving schnitzel. 002270:Knew it, meat is always the best. Haha. 002280: 000; 002290: 000; 002300:I’ve reached my limit. I’m going to the convenience store. 002310:If you get hungry too, you should eat something. Haha. 002320:I’m off then. Let’s talk later.