//s_M+3 000010:#RECEIVE; 000020:Honey, so you know that guy Zen? 000030:#CALLBACK; 000040:Hey, honey. I just had something to ask you. 000050:So you know that guy Zen? 000060:#START; 000070: 001; What about Zen? 000080:You seemed to know about him. 000090:It might help me prep if I know who the judge is. 000100: 001; I’ve just heard of his name. 000110:Oh, really? 000120:I thought maybe you knew something. 000130: 002; I really know nothing about Zen!! 000140:Oh gosh, okay. Why are you so startled? 000150:You could have just said that you don’t know. 000160: 003; I told you I don’t know him. 000170:Oh, I see… Sorry. I must have got it wrong. 000180:He seemed good-looking and popular. I thought you were interested. 000190:But I’m the only one you’re interested! 000200: 000; 000210: 002; What about my Zen? 000220:My Zen…? 000230:You’re a fan of his? 000240: 001; His real name is My Zen. His last name is Zen and name is My. 000250:Really? That’s a pretty peculiar name. 000260:But the articles just said Zen. How did you know that? 000270: 001; My friend is a fan of Zen. 000280:Oh really? Then could you ask her about him? 000290:I’d get way more info from her than just gogling, haha. 000300: 002; This is basic knowledge for anyone who loves art! 000310:Wait, no way. I’ve never heard of him before. 000320:There’s no way I wouldn’t know his name if he’s that great. 000330:Well.. alright. 000340: 000; 000350: 002; What did I say just now? 000360:You said ‘my Zen’... haha. 000370: 001; You heard wrong. 000380:I don’t think so… I think I definitely heard ‘my’... 000390:Well if you say so, I’ll stop asking, haha. 000400: 002; My….Zen…. stop crying!+#031s_5 000410:Uh... Is that a theme song for Zen...? He's funnier than I'd thought. Hehe. 000420: 000; 000430: 000; 000440: 000; 000450:I was just gonna ask for a couple tips if you knew Zen. 000460:I do want to get past the first round… He seems to have the most influence out of all the judges. 000470: 001; He’ll like it if you say he’s handsome. 000480:Huh? To Zen? Why? 000490: 001; Rumors say he’s a total narcissist. 000500:Haha! Wow, I haven’t heard that word in a while. He must be pretty bad for people to say that. 000510:But how do you know that? 000520: 002; You call him handsome because he is handsome. No point in asking why… 000530:Haha, you’re right! I’m so foolish for calling someone handsome handsome. Haha… 000540:But you know hon, it’s good that he’s good looking… but unless I’m a die-hard fan, I don’t think I can say that to his face... 000550: 000; 000560: 002; Just don’t talk about cats. 000570:Cats? Why cats? 000580: 001; I won’t share any further details… 000590:Gosh… I have no idea what you mean, honey… 000600:You’re making me curious! 000610: 002; He’s allergic to cat hair! Makes me cry... 000620:H-Honey! Why are you crying?? 000630:He’s allergic to cat hair? How do you know? 000640:I think you should give me a better explanation. 000650: 000; 000660: 003; Yeah… I’ve never heard of him before, so I don’t know. 000670:Yeah… He seems to have a lot of fans. He doesn’t seem like he’s full of himself. 000680:I can tell he’s very professional and honest. Very sympathetic too. 000690:Maybe that’s what I should try to show him, my soft side…. 000700: 000; 000710:But the judge is too handsome... 000720:What musicals were he in….? 000730: 001; He must have been in pretty big productions with that face. 000740:You think? 000750:...Oh! He was in Paprika Topping Was Quite Spicy. 000760: 001; It’s not Paprika, it was Jalapeno! 000770:See. I caught you! You are a total fan. 000780:You can’t like him more than me, okay? I mean of course you won’t but... 000790: 002; Is that famous? 000800:Yeah… It was really popular with women in the audience. 000810:A lot of the reviews say the show induced nosebleeds. Haha, so funny. 000820: 000; 000830: 002; I am Zen’s fan. 000840:Yeah… I figured that out already…. 000850:You will be my fan too…? 000860: 001; Yes, of course. 000870:You’re my fan and plus my girlfriend… so I beat the judge. 000880:Wow that feels awesome. 000890: 002; I’d like to separate those two... 000900:Oh… I know what you mean. 000910:So this is what it means to separate your dating and fangirling life. I’m not like that… 000920:...But, of course I have to respect that if that makes you happy. 000930: 000; 000940: 003; I like the shows Zen is in but I’m not his fan! 000950:What’s up with you all of a sudden…? 000960:Hello? I have someone who’s not being very convincing here! 000970: 000; 000980:Honey, I don’t care if there’s a male celebrity or pop star you like. 000990:I am your boyfriend... 001000: 001; Why are you saying that all of a sudden? 001010:Just because…! Not really. 001020:A lot of the contestants and judges are good-looking and talented… They must have a fan base. 001030:I thought about how I’d feel if you’re a fan of one of those guys… I just wanted to make it very clear. 001040:I’m your boyfriend, and whomever you admire or like, I’d like to support that... 001050: 002; So, you’re not going to get jealous? 001060:I’d be lying to say I’m not completely jealous. I probably think about what you like from them. 001070:But I can’t tell you what you can and can’t do about your hobby. Anyone can have people they admire and dreams... 001080: 003; What if you become famous and get fans, and I have to compete with them?+#031s_15 001090:What? Haha, that didn’t even occur to me. 001100:I’d like to tell you that you have nothing to worry about. I’m with you right now. 001110:I’d be grateful to have fans… but that’s all because of the persona I put out to society. 001120:The private me in person likes you. 001130: 000; 001140:I’m actually curious of what your hobbies are and which celebrities you favor. You can tell me anytime. 001150: 001; I appreciate that but I’d like you to respect my privacy. 001160:Yes… of course. I hope you can tell me some day. 001170:I’d like to tell you about all the singers I like. 001180: 002; Really? Thank you for understanding, honey… 001190:Of course. It’s someone you like. You don’t have to hide that from me. 001200: 003; Really? Then go see the promo video for Jalapeno Topping Was Quite Spicy first. 001210:Haha, alright. You’re suddenly very eager. 001220:I’ll look it up on Metube later. I might end up as a fanboy too. 001230: 000; 001240:Anyways from now on… Huh? I’m getting another call. 001250:Honey, I think I have to take this. 001260:I’ll call you later. //s_B_L 001270:Hey, honey. 001280: 001; What are you up to? 001290: 002; I wanted to hear your voice. 001300:Me too… I’m glad you called. 001310: 000; 001320:I was writing a list of things I have to prep for tomorrow. 001330:Clothes, skincare… working out… poses… interview…. Is there anything else? 001340: 001; I think that’s a solid list. 001350:Yeah? Then I’ll leave it as that. 001360: 002; I think preparing for the interview is the most important. 001370:Hmm… Yeah, people will judge me based on what I say. 001380: 000; 001390:I should prepare for the interview first… I wonder what they will be asking? 001400:They’ll probably try to be provocative since it’s for TV. 001410: 001; They might ask you about Harry. 001420:Oh, right, Harry. 001430:Two college friends meet again as the contestant and judge… Gosh… Even I would ask about that. 001440:Why don’t you ask me a question? I’ll try answering it. 001450: 001; How does it feel to see a friend up with the judges? 001460:Well…. I’m proud to see my friend up there as the judge. 001470:I’ll try my best to impress everyone watching. 001480:Hmm… I think that’s a pretty decent answer. 001490: 002; How is Harry as a friend? 001500:Well… We both went to college together. I think he’s very talented. 001510:Hmm… Uhm…. Oh, this is a bit hard to answer... 001520: 000; 001530:Questions about Harry are definitely tough. Let me take my time with that... 001540: 002; Just try preparing the basic things. Like any special skills. 001550:Oh, I guess I’ll definitely get asked that. 001560:Hmm… Should I say being positive is my special skill? 001570: 001; Nah, that’s too weak. 001580:You think? Then… 001590:I’m not just positive, I’m positive on everything in life. 001600:Even when I don’t have an umbrella in the rain, I just think that I’m taking a nice shower outside! Hahaha! 001610:Haha… but maybe people will think I’m just crazy, haha. 001620: 002; I thought your special skill was choosing the best-tasting meat? Let’s try being the carnivore dude! 001630:Carnivore dude? 001640:...Honey, I just thought about that and that won’t work. 001650:If choosing the best-tasting meat is my special skill… 001660:I’ll get way too popular. They’ll just all fall for my natural charm… haha. 001670: 000; 001680: 000; 001690:Gosh… preparing for the interview will never end. 001700:Is there anything more original? 001710: 001; Come up with your own unique pose. 001720:Oh, like a trademark? Hmm… What do you think will work? 001730: 001; Wink at the camera! 001740:Oh, that’s nice. 001750:Wink. Wink. Right. Left. Right, left. And now my eyes hurt... Argh...! 001760: 002; Blow a kiss to the camera! 001770:Give my love to you! Muah! Whooo- 001780:Oh jeez, that’s way too cringey, haha. I can’t get myself to do that. 001790: 003; Shake like a fish and jump in front of the camera!+#005_170 001800:Totally fresh like fish just out of the water! Passion that throbs with energy! %% never disappoints, show him your support! 001810:Hmm… It is pretty original… but smells pretty fishy… haha. 001820: 000; 001830: 002; Try to create a memorable catchphrase! 001840:Oh, that’s nice. It might catch on, haha. 001850:But what should I say…? Power of positivity, %% ! Pick me! Something like this? 001860: 001; That sounds like a campaign slogan. 001870:Well… This is a campaign I guess…? 001880:Not your usual political kind though, haha. 001890: 001; You should use this to gain popularity and start a political campaign.+#030s_5 001900:Oooh, think about the big picture? 001910:Everyone! Who else could target all those women’s hearts! Only me!! 001920:Cough, cough. Nope. That’s not me. I can’t do that, haha. 001930: 002; You could run a campaign for being the world’s best cutie.+#001_170 001940:Honey, gosh… 001950:I can’t run for the world’s best cutie… you are. 001960:Don't be shy and come join me. It's better to be weird together than alone. Come on! Hehe. 001970: 000; 001980: 002; Say something more adorable. 001990:Adorable? Uhm… hmm…. 002000:Honey, I'm on TV! Hehe. You know I only need you no matter how many people love me, right? Are you watching this? I love you! 002010:I know people won't like that, but it's true. I can't help it. Hehe. 002020: 001; The following content is not suitable for children due to excessive lovey dovey-ness. 002030:Yeah? Must have been too strong… 002040:Then we can say this is exclusively for you, and I’ll have to come up with another one for TV, haha. 002050: 002; How about ‘I’m your muse. That’s me!’ 002060:Oh, that’s good! It fits the show’s name too. 002070:I knew you’re a smart one. I’ll keep that for now! 002080: 000; 002090: 000; 002100: 000; 002110:Oh I should write this down before I forget. 002120:I’ll call you back once I get things organized. 002130:Thanks honey! //s_D_N 002140:Hey, honey! 002150: 001;Are you still on your walk? 002160: 002; What are you up to? 002170: 000; 002180:I’m still outside. I’m sitting on a bench to get some rest. 002190:You called as soon as I sat down, surprised me for a second. 002200: 001; I knew you’d be sitting down around this time so I called. 002210:Haha, you’re the best. How did you figure that out? 002220: 001; You sent me a telepathic message! 002230:Ooh!.. I knew you’d be good enough to get the message. 002240:I’ll ring you up next time I want to hear your voice. 002250: 002; I could just feel it so I guessed it. 002260:Wow, you’re so intuitive. 002270:##011_160 002280:Come to think of it, you said that you’re nickname is guessing god. 002290:No wonder, haha. 002300:## 002310:This is great. Keep this going. 002320: 000; 002330: 002; Aren’t you tired? 002340:Nah, I’m not tired. I just did a light walk. 002350: 001; Still you have a photoshoot tomorrow so don’t work out too hard. 002360:Okay, I’ll go in soon so don’t worry. 002370: 002; I have the strength of a kitten so just walking 5 meters is hard… 002380:Well, I will carry you, then... While patting your back. 002390: 000; 002400: 000; 002410:There used to be so many pigeons in this park. I don’t know where they all went. 002420:Oh that reminds me. 002430:Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? 002440: 001; %% did you just call me a big? 002450:Oh of course not. Baby P.I.G.E.O.N. 002460:Okay that was weird. 002470: 001; I was just kidding but now I’m confused… 002480:….Let’s say baby bird then. 002490: 002; Alright… not completely sure though. 002500:Sorry… haha. 002510: 000; 002520: 002; No I haven’t. 002530:Right? No one’s seen a baby pigeon. 002540: 000; 002550:Neither have I. Do you know why? 002560:It’s because… sparrows become pigeons when they grow up. 002570: 001; Honey… are you stressed…? 002580:….Yeah. I’ve been tired these days... 002590: 002; Really?! 002600:Of course… 002610:….You don’t… actually believe me, do you? 002620: 003; Oh come on, that joke was too easy. 002630:Hey now, why are you so suspicious? Does everyone try to trick you? 002640:...Then fall for it just one last time. 002650: 000; 002660:But really think about it. Why have we never seen a baby pigeon? 002670: 001; Hmmm…. I guess? 002680:Besides, a lot of people have seen pigeons give food to sparrows. 002690:Look it up after we hang up. You’ll see photos. 002700: 002; The baby pigeons must be shy! 002710:googoo… I’m still too little to go out… so shy… and scared… 002720:Wait, pigeons can’t talk… googoogoo... 002730: 000; 002740:Do you know what’s more certain? 002750:You know backpackmon? Backpackmonster. 002760: 001; Of course I know! 002770: 002; The one with Pickachoo? 002780:Yup, that one. 002790: 000; 002800:The sparrow backpackmon is named Pidgey, and it evolves to Pidgeot. 002810:It’s obvious what that means. 002820: 001; Oh my god… So sparrows really become pigeons when they grow up…! 002830:Yup! That show is all based on real animals. 002840:If it’s like that in Backpackmon, isn’t it pretty convincing? 002850: 002; I think it means you’re trying really hard to trick me? 002860:Oh come on, honey. Of course not! It says so even in Backpackmon...haha... 002870: 000; 002880: 001; But why are you laughing? 002890: 000; 002900:Haha… Oh... 002910: 001; It must be so fun for you to mess with me. 002920:Nah it’s nothing like that! I just love hanging out with you, haha. 002930: 002; Don’t even mention the pig in pigeon again! 002940:Are you asking me to hold back my laughter? You're so cruel, honey... Don't make fun of my jokes. 002950:##001_110 002960: 003; Thought this was some avian soap opera.. 002970:Hey Sparry… you’re actually… a pigeon. 002980:Sorry I kept this from you… I had no choice for you to become a great pigey… 002990:That would be hilarious… haha. 003000:## 003010: 000; 003020:God haven’t had that much fun in a while. 003030:Try it with your friends. Some people actually believe this. 003040: 001; This should be a meme. I’ll join! 003050:Nice. We’ll be the ones who started it! Haha. 003060:Just kidding. If anyone says something funny, tell me, haha. 003070: 002; If I do and it doesn’t go well, I’ll just say it’s from you! 003080:Huh? Wait… no, if the person doesn’t like it… 003090:Never mind, I’ll take full responsibility, haha. 003100: 000; 003110:I should get up now. 003120:Honey, I’m gonna walk a bit more and head back. I’ll msg you later! 003130:Thanks for listening to my jokes, haha.