//c_B+2 000010:#RECEIVE; 000020:Hello? Honey! 000030:#CALLBACK; 000040:Hey, honey! 000050:I thought I wouldn’t hear your voice before I leave. 000060:#START; 000070:I wanted to hear your voice before I leave… 000080: 001; Then you should have just called me! 000090:I like messages 'cause I can send them frequently, and I like calls 'cause we can have deep conversations! 000100: 002; You like my voice that much? 000110:Of course I like it! There's nothing that I don't like about you! 000120:Gosh, if this were a recording, I’d replay it till my earphones give out, haha. 000130: 000; 000140:Anyways, you’ll pray for me so that I can do well? 000150: 001; Dear my honey up in the sky… 000160:Please do not test me and spare me from any mental breakdowns… 000170:But wait, why am I up in the sky?! 000180: 001; That’s how much I believe in you! 000190:Are you just saying that? You didn’t send me up there? haha. 000200:Well, if you believe me, fine. 000210: 002; I prayed to the legendary ceramic vase. 000220:Oh, I know that ceramic vase. 000230:A ceramics master, one born every thousand years, shattered all his vases screaming ‘This isn’t it!’ and only one survived… A true legend… 000240:But I don't believe in the ceramic vase! I believe you! 000250: 000; 000260: 002; I pray and pray! Dear heaven and earth! I pray %% will succeed today! 000270:Help me get through the photoshoot! 000280:Please predict my future. I will provide a fee! 000290:##001_100 000300:Oh right. Didn’t you say you’re psychic? 000310: 001; Shh! You’re not supposed to talk about my mystic powers honey! 000320:Am I gonna be punished by divine powers or something? Haha… Whoa! 000330:….Jeez, I think I just saw a bug pass. 000340:I’ll keep my mouth shut, honey… haha. 000350: 002; How dare you call me your honey! You insolent boy! 000360:I'm sorry! I beg for your forgiveness, divine god! 000370:Ahem. Mind if I ask your name? I wanna write a scenario about you. 000380:Oh, but of course, you can tell me later. I'm in the middle of a conversation with my girlfriend. Okay? 000390: 000; 000400:## 000410: 003; I don’t have a religion, so I won’t pray but I can do something else. 000420:Okay, you can do whatever you want. 000430: 001; Honey! Cheer for you! I’m right here beside you! 000440:Oh gosh, you’re so cute honey. 000450:%% will cheer up! I have my honey! Haha. 000460: 002; Alohamora! Unlock the passion within you honey! 000470:Wow! I suddenly feel so full of energy! 000480:You must be a great witch, haha. 000490: 001; I graduated top of my class at Hugwarts, haha. 000500:Now that’s my girlfriend, haha. 000510:Then I'll be the student who couldn't graduate as a top but nevertheless lives a happy life! 000520: 002; So I cast a spell on you to fall in love with me! 000530:Oh, come on, you think I’d like it if you say something like that? 000540:Hell yeah! Haha. 000550: 000; 000560: 000; 000570: 000; 000580:Gosh, I really feel like this is going to be a good day. Your voice is like honey… I’m all sugared up. 000590: 001; Don’t get too nervous to be on TV! 000600:Yeah. I have been in front of the camera quite a bit. I can do it! 000610: 002; Go show what you’ve got, %% ! 000620:Of course. It’s me. I’ll be the best one there for sure…! 000630:Feeling super confident! I have a good feeling about today, haha. 000640: 000; 000650:I”ll go kill it. You have a good day too. 000660:I’ll try to keep in touch. I love you. //c_N+10 000670:#RECEIVE; 000680:Hey, it’s you honey! 000690:##032_40 000700:Oh right. 000710:## 000720:#CALLBACK; 000730:Hey honey! 000740:I thought you went to bed. 000750:##032_40 000760:Right I have to ask you that. 000770:## 000780:#START; 000790:##032_40 000800:You said that you like photos of me right after the shower. 000810:What do you mean exactly? 000820:Do you like me clean? Or do you like me wet? 000830: 001; Do you have to separate those two? 000840:Yeah, I’m curious. They’re pretty different. 000850: 002; Eenie meenie miney mo! Catch a tiger by his toe! 000860:Oh is that how it goes in your neighborhood? 000870:We all say Eenie meenie miney mo! Catch a bunny by her toe! 000880:Okay anyways, so which one is better? 000890: 000; 000900: 001; I mean when you’re clean! 000910:Oh, you could have just said so. I went ahead of myself. 000920:I don’t like being grimy either. I can handle being messy, but being dirty is something else. 000930: 002; I like it when you’re wet… haha… 000940:Alright… But why are you laughing right now? 000950:I mean even if you like me naked… I mean… wet…. 000960: 003; I just like the complex state of existence when your face is both wet and clean.+#032c_5 000970:What? Your detail is scaring me... 000980: 001; So… Right after you shower, you’re fresh and clean, and your skin still has water drops like morning dew... 000990:Oh, so you like how refreshing I look. Almost took it the wrong way. 001000:Morning dew… that makes me blush. You could be a poet. 001010: 002; If you’re curious, take the course %% 101. 001020:Oh! Just the course title itself sounds useful. I’d have signed up for that class right away! 001030:But can I take it? I have a Ph.D. in @@ so I think the professor might like me too much. 001040: 000; 001050: 000; 001060:## 001070:Gosh, I don’t know where this day went. 001080:But one thing is for sure. There are too many handsome and talented people in this world. 001090: 001; You’re so handsome, honey! 001100:Haha, you’re the best. 001110:But you have to have commercial value to succeed in showbiz. In other words, it’s more advantageous if you’re popular to the mass. 001120:I’m not that well-rounded, so I’m not so sure... 001130: 001; I’m gonna get a bit jealous if you’re super popular… 001140:We already talked about that… You have nothing to worry about. 001150:And I’m not even that famous yet. 001160:No matter what happens, I’ll never make you worry! Jealousy means nothing. 001170: 002; There’s a survey done by 2000 women all around the nation proving that you are handsome. 001180:When did you ever conduct that survey? 001190:The error range might be 50percent though, haha. 001200:Or maybe it’s 2000 of your clones. 001210:Wait… If you think about it, if the proportion of you against the entire population increases, the world would become a better place, hahaha. 001220:This is perfect for a sci-fi movie. 001230: 000; 001240: 002; Are there that many handsome and talented people in this world? 001250:Yeah, there were so many good-looking guys on set today. I see handsome guys on the streets too. 001260: 001; Maybe we live in different worlds… 001270:Wow… You must have really high standards! 001280:Then whoever your boyfriend is, he must be very handsome. 001290:And that’s me, haha. 001300: 002; You’re the only one I see, honey! 001310:You’d better mean it! 001320:Okay, I feel more confident now, haha. 001330:I was getting a bit self-conscious. Some guys looked like dolls. 001340: 000; 001350: 000; 001360:Looks will play an important part in the first round of votes. It’s important. 001370: 001; Looks aren’t important! How charming you are is what matters. 001380:That’s true… but don’t looks take up a big part? 001390:It’s hard to show everyone what your personality is from the get-go. 001400: 002; If that’s the case, you’ll totally pass! 001410:Oh come on. What do you mean pass…? I have a guaranteed free pass, haha. 001420:Just kidding. Everyone has different standards. 001430:And there are so many good-looking guys here. Even Brad Spit’s cousin is here…!! 001440: 000; 001450:Hmm… I think showing everyone my personality would help but how can I be memorable? 001460: 001; Let’s think of something that can leave an impact. 001470:Okay… I’m so happy you’re helping me. 001480: 001; Shout some unique phrase when it’s your turn. 001490:A unique phrase? Hmm… for example… 001500:There’s a wiretap in my ear! There’s a wiretap in my ear!! 001510:But if I say that… I’ll just get pulled off stage, haha. 001520: 002; You have to get people’s attention so take off your shirt and… Oh, never mind.+#033_60 001530:What?? Hehe. My shirt? Right now? 001540:Well, I want to do as you say, but I don't know if they'll let me! I might need a parental supervision... Hehe. That's it. I can't go on. 001550: 000; 001560: 002; Honey, the show doesn't end with just one episode. You have to focus on the long run. 001570:Gosh, you’re so wise, honey. 001580:Then teach me how to make people remember me for a long time, master. Haha. 001590: 001; Hypnotize the viewers. 001600:You will fall in deep sleep from now on… 001610:When I count to three you will vote for %% ... One… Two… Three! Red sun! 001620:Something like this? Haha. 001630: 002; Try to stick with one concept. You can make a flower to the camera… 001640:Flower? Oh, you mean cupping my chin with my hands? 001650:Will viewers think I’m cute? Or cringey…? Haha... 001660: 000; 001670: 000; 001680:Gosh, I feel quite drowsy. 001690:I’ve been so busy I feel like I haven’t talked to you all day. 001700: 001; I missed you so much honey! 001710:Awww, how am I supposed to leave such a cute girlfriend behind and go work…? Haha. 001720:I’ll be back in a jiffy. Just hang in there! 001730: 002; Oh well, it’s work. What else can you do! 001740:My honey is so understanding, haha. 001750:I’m gonna go do my best, so cheer me on! 001760: 000; 001770: 001; You can do it honey! Good luck! 001780:Haha, thanks honey. You’re all I have. I feel super good now. 001790: 002; You have to be stronger %% ! 001800:Honey I can’t get any stronger… I’ll explode. 001810:I mean, my potential will explode. I’ll get way too popular, haha... 001820: 003; Enjoy this feeling! 001830:Haha, I feel like you’re more excited than I am, haha. 001840:Shall we calm down now? You won’t be able to sleep, otherwise haha. 001850: 000; 001860:Gosh… so sleepy. It’s time for you to go to bed too. 001870:I'd better go home and get some sleep. I'll call you tomorrow. 001880:I love you honey… good night.