//s_M 000010:#RECEIVE; 000020:Hello? Hi, darling! Hehe... 000030:#CALLBACK; 000040:Honey! I was wondering when you’d call. 000050:#START; 000060:Oh, you should hear this first. You know I love you so much, right? 000070: 001; Aww, you embarrass me… I love you, too! 000080:You’re so lovely. As always. 000090:Actually, there’s something I wanna ask you. It’s no big deal, actually... 000100: 002; Uhm...do I know you? 000110:You’re listening to your boyfriend. But that sounded so real, hon. 000120:There’s something I wanna ask you. 000130: 003; Have you done something wrong? 000140:Oops, busted. Oh, yes. I’ve done something wrong. I dared to love you so much... 000150:But there’s something I want to ask you, honey. 000160: 000; 000170:Remember when I told you that I’m on my way for a meeting? 000180:I was just joking when I made it sound like not-for-job-purpose- meeting. But now I’m starting to think you might have gotten wrong idea about this…. You didn’t, did you? 000190: 001; You were joking? YOU. WERE. JOKING?! 000200:Calm down, honey… I didn’t think you’d hate it that bad... 000210:I thought it’d be okay. Because you’re the only one for me. Of course you are the only one. 000220: 001; But that still makes me scared... 000230:Really? I’m sorry. From now on I won’t make jokes like that. 000240:But no need to be scared. It’s impossible for me to love two people at a time. 000250: 002; Now that we’re done with jokes, let’s hear it for joqueen now!+#001_170 000260:Wow, hon. That one was so...queen-licious. 000270:Anyways, looks like I didn’t upset you. Good. 000280: 000; 000290: 002; Aww, no need to worry. There’s no way I’d get the wrong idea about you. 000300:That’s good. But I was worried I might have upset you. 000310: 001; I was kind of upset, but it’s okay. 000320:Uh, you were…? Sorry. Now I’m getting upset... 000330:It was supposed to be a prank… I’ll never do a prank like this again, though. 000340: 002; There’s no way you’d fall for someone else.+#035s_5 000350:Of course there’s no way - I don’t need anybody else. I mean, I can never get enough of you. 000360:Thank you for believing in me, hon-hon. 000370: 000; 000380: 003; Oh, I didn’t. Don’t care about me. Just go enjoy yourself with that lady... 000390:That’s not what I meant by ‘meeting.’ I was just kidding. 000400:Are you angry? 000410: 001; Just kidding - now we’re even.+#035s_15 000420:And I thought you were serious… That was scary. 000430:I was just kidding, but I shouldn’t let that break our trust, you know? 000440:I want to be your man. The man you can count on at all times. 000450: 002; If that meeting isn’t that sort of meeting, then what is this meeting? And what’s that meeting?+#035s_25 000460:So this meeting isn’t that sort of meeting. That one is that meeting. And that meeting isn’t this sort of meeting. It’s this meeting. 000470:And this meeting is… Honey… I think my mind might as well turn into a giant meatball if any more of this chaos continues… 000480:I should just go ahead and delete this term ‘meeting’ from my personal glossary. I don’t need meetings. Because I’ve got you! 000490: 000; 000500: 000; 000510:Oh, look at the time. 000520:So hon, I have to get ready for me… I mean, for work. 000530:I’ll exchange only what I have to and be right back. So don’t worry. Okay? 000540:Let’s talk later. Have a lovely day - //s_B_L 000550:Hello? 000560: 001; May I speak to %% ? I heard you’d looking for a new family. How about @@ ? 000570: 002; Honey, I wanna be your kitty. Right now. 000580: 000; 000590:What’s this sudden introduction? Ugh, I think my ears are firing up with blush. 000600: 001; Re-re-red ears! I’m curious, honey! 000610:What I like the most is...you - Sweetheart - 000620:Aww, you just love pulling pranks, don’t you? 000630: 002; Why are you so embarrassed? 000640:Haha. I'm not embarrassed. I'm just surprised 'cause you're saying something I didn't expect... 000650: 000; 000660:But I don’t think I can have you at my place... 000670:Once you move over here, I’ll have to say good-bye to the peace of my heart... 000680: 001; How come? What are you thinking?! 000690:Nothing, pfft. Nothing at all! Well, I did think of something, but... 000700:God, this is ridiculous. Hehe. 000710:I mean, of course I'll be super-nice to you if you live at my place! And I'll be busy making it so. 000720: 002; Hoho… You’ve already fallen for my mesmerizing charms! 000730:No, no! I’m drowning…! 000740:This is basically what would happen everyday… If you become my kitty… I might as well die even before I reach my thirties... 000750: 000; 000760: 001; In that case, why don’t you be my kitty? 000770:Uh… Uhm… That’s... 000780: 001; Let's be honest now, %%... 000790:Honestly? 000800:Well, if you TRULY want me to be your kitty... 000810:You must provide me with pizza, movies, and you for 24/7. 000820:And you need to take me on a walk regularly. Then, I'll consider about it. Hehe. 000830: 002; You don’t want to? 000840:Uh, not really… If you want me to, then I can do that... 000850:But you know, I'm really picky. I don't eat just any pizza, and I don't watch just any movies. If you aren't at home, or if you don't take me to a walk, I might turn the house upside-down. Hehe. 000860: 000; 000870: 002; I wanted to be your kitty because I want you to look at me. Only me... 000880:You’re pretty possessive, huh? 000890:But you don’t have to be. I’m always good to you. 000900: 001; Someone told me men’s hearts are like the wind... 000910:Really? That’s different from what I heard.. 000920:Rather...hmm…. Let’s say my heart is like a firm tree. An evergreen tree forever in love with one woman ever. 000930: 002; Just remember this… I feed from your love. 000940:You’re so adorable. How can I not love you? Of course I’ll remember. 000950:You’ll forever be the only one for me. And my personality will never allow me to cheat on you.. 000960: 000; 000970: 000; 000980:Now I gotta go to work. Let me call you again. 000990:I got into it too much. Hehe. I should really get going! //s_N 001000:#RECEIVE; 001010:Hello? Honey, you’ve got time? 001020:#CALLBACK; 001030:Oh, hi, honey. I thought you were sleeping. Aren’t you sleepy? 001040:#START; 001050: 001; I’m fine - 001060:I see. 001070: 002; I am, but I can talk… Let’s be quick. 001080:It is really late… Sorry. 001090: 000; 001100:Tell me - don’t you think I talked only about myself the whole day? 001110: 001; It was fun listening to you! 001120:Then that’s good. I just can’t stop talking because you’re such a good listener. 001130: 002; It was so fun, so I can’t sleep! 001140:Haha. Really? I was thinking perhaps I talked only about myself… You were so adorable when you said you can’t sleep. 001150: 003; I’ll just have to talk just as much! 001160:Sure. I’m all ears for whatever you’ve got... 001170: 000; 001180:Gee. I’m wondering what could be the best way to take pictures for puppies from the commission I got today. 001190:Puppy...and melodramatic…? Should I make it look really melancholy? 001200: 001; So is it supposed to be sad? 001210:Not really… Hmm… Wistful, should I say? 001220:You know, the kind of feeling you’d get upon seeing old family pictures or yearbook photos. 001230:That’s the basic idea for now. 001240: 002; Why don’t you think about Gold?+#035s_35 001250:Wow, you remember Gold? I’m a bit touched. 001260:Gold and melodramatic… Hmm… Yes, I should go with wistful. 001270:I think I get what to do. 001280: 000; 001290:Replay of the times my client has spent with her puppies. That’d be good. 001300:I should tell her to bring some photos she took with her puppies. They’d help me to get the sense of overall atmosphere. 001310: 001; Do you have to go that far? 001320:I should be really interactive while I’m at it. Then I’d be able to capture what my subjects are feeling… Not to mention I can stage the scenes really well. 001330: 001; Wow...that sounded so cool, honey. 001340:Haha. It’s just a lesson from my personal experiences. 001350:Relying on exceptional equipment or snapshot skills has its limits. 001360:And since my client specifically requested for melodramatic concept, I want to make it really melodramatic. 001370: 002; If I were you, I would’ve cried in the middle of the shooting... 001380:Haha. Looks like you’re full of emotions. 001390:But I don’t think there’s a problem with crying. You’re being honest to your emotions. 001400:I wouldn’t have reached crying part...but I get what you mean. 001410: 000; 001420: 002; Lucky client. You’re going to do the shooting for her. 001430:Huh? What’s wrong? Are you...jealous? 001440: 001; Nah - it’s just that she gets to work with a pro like you. 001450:I’m not completely pro, though. 001460:And my client might not be counting on me by 100percent. I hope I can pull off a result she wouldn’t regret commissioning me... 001470: 002; I’m kind of jealous that you’re working so hard for her. 001480:I’m just doing what I have to. It’s my job. 001490:And I’m working much harder for you as your boyfriend! 001500: 000; 001510: 000; 001520:Oooh, I think I know what to do, now that the concept’s set. 001530:While I’m at it, I should aim for a masterpiece that will be a hallmark of the history of canine photography. 001540: 001; You can do it! Go get’em! 001550:Haha. Thanks. That was adorable. I’ll show my client what I’m made of... 001560: 002; Will I get to see your works later in exhibitions?! 001570:A bond between humanity and canines… Heart-warming transcendence… , %%’s exhibition… 001580:Come take a look with your puppies hand-in-hand! Uh, wait. Maybe not hand. Well, anyways. 001590: 000; 001600:Ah, hang on... 001610:Whoa...look at the time. Aren’t you going to bed? 001620: 001; I will now! 001630:Good. You’ll oversleep if you stay awake too late. 001640: 002; Actually, I was getting sleepy.. 001650:Why didn’t you say so? We can always discuss the rest tomorrow. 001660: 003; I’m doing fine! 001670:Haha. Night owl, aren’t you? 001680:Still, you should go to bed. For another conversation tomorrow. 001690: 000; 001700:I think I’ll be searching a bit more. 001710:Good night. Have sweet dreams. 001720:I love you.