//s_L_D 000010:Oh, honey 000020:Good timing! I was just on a break. 000030: 001; So did you ask them to bite you? 000040:Yeah. I did... 000050: 002; Aren’t you supposed to be a cola? 000060:Huh? Oh… how am I supposed to talk like a cola? Fizz… fizz fizz? 000070:Oh wait, they didn’t bite me yet, so… Bubble bubble… bubble… 000080:That’s not it? Whatever, I’ll think about it after this call. 000090: 000; 000100:So I asked some guys to bite me. 000110:But… sigh... 000120: 001; Why? What happened? 000130:They asked me if that was my fetish. 000140:Everyone started teasing me about how much I like getting bitten. 000150: 001; It’s okay, honey. Be proud of what you are! 000160:Honey, that’s not my fetish… 000170:I’m not interested in biting or getting bitten. Remember, it’s just acting! 000180: 002; I’m sorry I suggested that… 000190:It’s okay, they were just teasing. 000200:And I'm the one that asked them to bite me! Don’t worry about it. 000210: 000; 000220: 002; Pfft… I can’t believe you fell for that. 000230:Honey, was this another prank? 000240:I almost got a nickname from that! 000250: 001; Sounds like you had fun. 000260:Well, yeah… it’s really rowdy over here because it’s all guys. And there’s a lot of dumb jokes, too. 000270:Whenever anyone says something funny, everyone starts to chime in until their jokes start getting really dirty. 000280:I’m definitely not gonna ask anyone to bite me next time. 000290: 002; Nickname? What nickname? 000300:Well... They were calling me puppy. You know how small dogs often have bigger voices? And they often bite more viciously. 000310:I wish they used their creativity during some team meetings instead… 000320:And then someone said that if anyone started being loud from now on, they were going to have to bite me as punishment. 000330:Everyone laughed and agreed to it, but then no one spoke for 5 minutes… 000340:So we just decided to forget about it. 000350: 000; 000360: 003; I guess I don’t have a choice. I’m gonna have to do it myself. 000370:Huh? What? 000380:N, no. Honey, you don’t have to bite me. 000390: 001; Chomp!+#054s_5 000400:Ack! Ugh… a surprise attack… 000410:I’m going to die… my girlfriend did it… she gave me a heart attack... 000420: 002; What are you talking about? I wanted to ask your friends why they were making fun of you.+#054s_15 000430:Oh, that’s what you meant… 000440:Honey, I don’t think you’ll ever find the answer to that question… 000450:There really is no reason. Literally. 000460:Everyone is so distracted because of practice… you can’t expect them to act normal… 000470:They’re just… beings that are starved for attention… haha. 000480: 000; 000490: 000; 000500:OWW!! 000510:Hey! Don’t bite me! I’m on the phone! 000520:Ah… ow… 000530:Ah, hello? Sorry. Did I scare you? 000540: 001; Honey, are you okay? 000550:Huh? Oh, yeah. I was so surprised… 000560:They just ran up to me. I didn’t know what they were doing... 000570: 002; You’re gonna lose your fizziness! 000580:Ah, do I have to start acting right away? Ugh… my… my carbonated soul is leaving me… pshhh… it hurts… pshhhhh… 000590:This is such an obscure topic… I can’t tell if it really sounds painful... 000600: 000; 000610:Oh? Okay. 000620:Honey, I think I have to go back to practice. 000630:Let’s talk later! //s_N_M 000640:Ah, oh, honey? 000650:Oh wow… 000660: 001; What’s wrong? 000670:Oh, I think your hypnosis really worked. 000680:My eyes started closing and I really fell asleep. 000690: 001; Of course! My hypnosis is really effective. 000700:Yeah, I was really surprised. Are you actually a master hypnotist? 000710:If you don’t listen to me, I’m gonna put you to sleep forever… muhaha. 000720:Honey, please don’t use your powers on me. I want to talk to you in real life. 000730: 002; It’s probably because you were really tired. 000740:Hmm… maybe. But it felt different from regular sleep… 000750:I could feel my body getting heavier until I couldn’t see properly. It really felt like I was never gonna get back up. 000760: 000; 000770: 002; Wake up! I called to wake you from your hypnosis! 000780:Thanks honey. I might have kept sleeping forever if it wasn’t for you... 000790: 001; I’m sure you would have gotten up eventually. 000800:Hmm… no, I really felt different! 000810:It wasn’t just regular sleep. I felt lightheaded like I was getting sucked into something… 000820:I think… I was getting sucked into your charms, honey. 000830: 002; That’s right. Only the original hypnotist can wake you up. That’s how it works. 000840:Oh really? I knew it… I was totally lost there. And by lost, I mean you, not sleep. 000850:I kept thinking about you and missed you even in my sleep… so powerful. 000860:If that’s because of your hypnosis, I never want to wake up. I’ll just live my life like this. 000870: 000; 000880: 000; 000890:But I feel so refreshed right now. Your hypnosis must have been really effective. That was the best sleep I had in awhile. 000900: 001; You must have been really tired. That doesn’t sound like regular sleep. 000910:Yeah. They say that how deep you fall asleep is more important than how long you sleep. 000920:Maybe my body wanted to get rid of all that tiredness. Sigh… thanks, body... 000930: 001; Aren’t you working too hard…? 000940:It’s okay. I got to get hypnotized by you, so that makes up for it! 000950:Don’t worry. I’ll make sure I’m taking care of myself. 000960: 002; Honey, I think you need to sit down and have a conversation with your body... 000970:Oh… yeah, a conversation… I guess I could use some time to learn more about my body… 000980:Ahem. It’s a little late to have that sort of conversation, though… I’ll try to make some time for myself later... 000990: 000; 001000: 002; Of course. I put in a rejuvenation spell in there to make you feel better, honey. 001010:I see, witch @@, you’re so kind! I feel so much better. 001020: 001; So do you have anything for me? 001030:Of course! I have a spell for the lovely witch @@ to show my gratitude. 001040:It’s a magic spell that I made with 100 percent of my love here, take it. Smooch! 001050: 002; Actually, there’s a secret ingredient in there… it’s called my love… 001060:Ah… I knew it. I couldn’t help myself! 001070:And you don’t have to make that a secret, please keep using that ingredient in everything from now on. 001080: 000; 001090: 003; Honey, you’re still dreaming…+#001_90 001100:What… then… am I calling you from my dreams? 001110:Does that mean I have to wake up to talk to you? How do I wake up from this? 001120: 001; No no, I’m just part of your dream too. Goodbye, %%. 001130:Sigh… is that so? If I’m never gonna see you again, I would rather fall asleep forever… 001140:Joseph… I’m never getting up again… go tell the producer that the show is canceled. 001150: 002; Do what they always do in fairy tales on my cheek, please. 001160:Oh, that? Haha. I don’t know, the fairy tales I read always talked about the lips 001170:Turn your head here and hold your lips right there smooch! 001180: 000; 001190: 000; 001200:Whew! I feel refreshed, and I got to talk to you. I feel so much better now. 001210: 001; Play with me!! 001220:I would like to… but I really have to go to sleep. We have another schedule tomorrow... 001230:I promise to talk to you as much as I can. 001240: 002; Don’t you have more practice tomorrow? Do you need me to hypnotize you again? 001250:Haha. That’s okay. I was going to bed anyway. I’m gonna work hard and talk to you as often as possible tomorrow. 001260: 000; 001270:I’m going to sleep now. Thanks for everything today, honey. Even the hypnosis! Haha... 001280:Good night. See you in your dreams.