//c_M+10 000010:#RECEIVE; 000020:Good morning, darling! 000030:I’m glad I woke up early. I have more time for myself. 000040:#CALLBACK; 000050:Honey, I found some free time, so I decided to give a call! 000060:#START; 000070:Everyone’s still sleeping, but here I am all freshened up. Now I’m getting confident. 000080:I’m ready for any camera… Go ahead! Come and get me! 000090: 001; The golden chance to take the screen with your beauty! 000100:There are so many people here, so it’s not easy to get a chance to monopolize the screen. So I’d say this is a jackpot. 000110:By the way, the old quotes are valid for a reason. Early bird gets the worm! 000120: 002; I think you’d need hairdressing, too. For confidence! 000130:But that would make me stand out too much. So I only washed my face and brushed my teeth. 000140:I wanted to look natural. You know, somewhere between completely-cosmetic-free and perfectly-primped-up. 000150: 000; 000160:Ugh, but my mouth feels so stuffy. 000170: 001; Did you eat something? At this hour? 000180:No - not yet. It’s because of the toothpaste. 000190: 002; Didn’t you brush your teeth? 000200:I did. But the toothpaste turned out to be problem. 000210: 000; 000220:I squeezed the last portion of my toothpaste recently, so I used the shared toothpaste... 000230:But this toothpaste tastes like...chocolate cookie? Something like that. So my teeth don’t really feel like brushed... 000240: 001; Wow...I never knew there’s a toothpaste like that. I want one! 000250:You’re right. At first I was amazed. But...now that I’ve used it, it doesn’t feel...fresh. 000260: 001; But I bet it tasted good. I think it’d be just my type.+#058c_5 000270:It does..taste good, but it’s a toothpaste, hon. It’s inedible. This is the worst case of apparently-sugar-loaded toothpaste in my life. 000280:If you want chocolate cookie, I suggest you get an actual cookie. 000290:Oh, which reminds me, people who hate mint-flavored ice cream tend to say it tastes like toothpaste, right? 000300:So if you want to taste toothpaste, you can grab mint-flavored ice cream. It tastes like toothpaste! 000310: 002; One day you might be unable to eat a chocolate cookie when you want one. That’s when you can grab that toothpaste! 000320:Oh, I think I get it. You mean right after you brush your teeth, right? 000330:You’ll have to brush again if you eat after brushing… So you can taste chocolate cookie that doesn’t need re-brushing… Haha... 000340:##029c_5 000350:Which reminds me, didn’t you say you’re on a diet? 000360:If that’s still ongoing, you might wanna use this to compensate for your cookie craving. Though you wouldn’t feel as full as you wish... 000370:## 000380: 000; 000390: 002; The toothpaste tastes like chocolate cookie? Eww... 000400:Sounds like it’s not your type, either. But it doesn’t taste so bad. Actually..it tastes good. 000410:The only problem is that it doesn’t feel like you’ve brushed your teeth even after brushing. 000420: 001; Toothpaste gotta taste fresh. That’s the highlight of brushing. 000430:I’ll say. This toothpaste might as well be confused by itself. 000440:Why can’t I taste fresh…? Am I not a toothpaste? Am I really a toothpaste when I don’t taste fresh? Just what is toothpaste…? 000450:Uh, I’ve merely brushed my teeth, but I suddenly feel so complicated. 000460: 002; Well, some might like it...and I respect that. 000470:You’re right… Somebody would’ve bought this because they like it. 000480:I respect people’s likes, but I’m never going to use this toothpaste again... 000490: 000; 000500: 000; 000510:Uh… This taste just doesn’t wear off… Neither does my shock.. 000520:Plus, I think there are so many bizarre foods these days. I’ve seen strawberry-flavored almonds...and even meat-flavored sherbet... 000530:Compared to those, I’d say cookie-flavored toothpaste is a piece of cake. 000540: 001; What kind of toothpaste do you wish you’d get? 000550:Me? Well...I would’ve said meat-flavored….if only it weren’t toothpaste... 000560: 001; You’re such a meat-lover. 000570:Aww, of course I am… But it’s been so long since this meat-lover had his last share of meat. 000580:Agh - now I’m craving for some meat… Maybe because of that training the other day. When I’m out of here, the first thing I do will be raiding a meat restaurant... 000590: 002; Sounds good! Substitute for meat! 000600:No, hon. It misses THE most important thing - chewing. That’s the key to enjoying meat. 000610:I’m not satisfied with tasting something that merely tastes like meat… Uh-uh. Nope. Not an option. 000620: 003; Ew… I’d rather have cookie-flavored toothpaste... 000630:Don’t do that to my meattie! You’re a meanie! Meattie’s as good as cookie…! 000640:The only good thing about cookie is sweetness. If you brush your teeth with my meattie, you’d…! You’d… Feel really stuffy inside... 000650: 000; 000660: 002; Are you up for a challenge? 000670:Me? I don’t know… I think chocolate-cookie-flavor is good enough for me… What about you? 000680: 001; Nah… You shouldn’t play with your food. 000690:Haha. I’m not a fan, either… I prefer something familiar yet good. 000700:When we go out and eat together one day, let’s visit a place that provides dish that tastes like how they’re supposed to taste. 000710: 002; Heck, yes! I love trying out weird food. +#058c_5 000720:Whoa...you’re so brave… Or should I say your tongue is so brave…? 000730:I’m not really brave...except when it comes to movies… Haha. If you get to try out one day, do tell me what it’s like. 000740:I especially want to know...what meat-flavored sherbet tastes like... 000750: 000; 000760: 000; 000770:Oh, now everyone’s waking up. Whoa, for second I thought I’m looking at zombies... 000780:I should hang up now. These zombies might attack as soon as they find out we’re chatting... 000790:I’ll talk to you later! //c_N 000800:#RECEIVE; 000810:Hello? Darling, can you hear me? 000820:#CALLBACK; 000830:Honey? Is this working? 000840:#START; 000850: 001; Hello? 000860:Oh, thank goodness. It is working. 000870: 002; Pzzt… Ho… Pzzt… Ney..+#004_10 000880:Hello?! Sweetie? Swett… Pzzt… I… Pzzt… Want fried wings. 000890:Honey, I’m sorry, but it’s so obvious you made that sound. Still, I’m glad the phone’s working. 000900: 000; 000910:Geez.. Why do they have to do this? 000920:I mean, I took my eyes off my phone for a minute, and they broke it! How could they do that? 000930: 001; Ouch. I’m sorry... 000940:Phew… But I’m more worried I might not be able to keep in touch with you tomorrow. After all, it’s an important day. 000950: 001; Don’t worry about me. Focus on the concert. 000960:You’re so understanding… But it’ll be alright! I trust my phone. 000970:Just in case when you don’t hear from me, don’t worry and give me some time. I’ll fix my phone in no time. 000980: 002; It might fix itself during your sleep! 000990:Maybe...if I take extra-good care of it. 001000:I should wipe the screen and cover it with my blanket before I sleep. And I’ll pray for my phone to wake up… Wake up, phonie…! Wake up! 001010: 000; 001020: 002; I’m kind of excited! 001030:Huh? About what? But you might not hear from me! 001040: 001; I’m excited for your selfies I’d get to see later. 001050:I don’t think I have any weird photos… One moment. 001060:… 001070:Nope. I don’t. You already saw most of them... 001080: 002; This is your chance to miss me even more...+#054c_5 001090:Oh - is that how you wanna play? 001100:But I think you’ll miss me more before I do! I’m going to use clone jutsu and roam your head. You’re can’t escape from thinking about me! 001110: 000; 001120: 000; 001130:Huh? But what’s this? There’s something in my pocket... 001140: 001; What is it? Is it something bad? 001150: 002; Aaaand it turns out to be a bug... 001160: 000; 001170:Nah - it’s just a receipt. Why didn’t I throw it a... 001180:Whoa...this one’s 3 months old. Or maybe not. I can’t read it... 001190: 001; So you mean you didn’t wash those clothes for 3 months? 001200:Of course I did, with the receipt… I’m amazed it didn’t get torn. 001210: 002; Receipt for what? 001220:I don’t know. It’s completely ruined, so I can’t read it… I wonder why I didn’t throw it away. 001230: 000; 001240:Oh, which reminds me, I need to do laundry. Along with other chores... 001250: 001; Welcome back to your life. 001260:I’ll say. Doing chores, chatting with you in bed… These were what my life was about. 001270:Suddenly they feel so new after spending weeks away. 001280: 001; You’ll get used to it once you’re done tomorrow. 001290:I will, won’t I? I wish everything goes well tomorrow and I can be back safe and chat with you. 001300:And when I do, let’s make up for all that time we’ve missed. 001310: 002; Though you were away, my heart was always with you... 001320:I know. So was my heart. 001330:I think that’s why I could come this far. I’ll be back after the grand show tomorrow, and when I do let’s stay together, hon. 001340: 000; 001350: 002; Chores. What a nightmare… Can’t you just ditch them? 001360:I’d love to...but I got some laundry to do after staying at the camp. 001370:But why does my house look so messy? There was no one occupying it so far... 001380: 001; Then why don’t you just put them in the washing machine for now? 001390:Should I? Yeah, once I do that, the future me would take care of the rest. 001400:Good luck, future me! I’ll go ahead and add softener, too! All you need to do is push the button! 001410: 002; Actually...I dropped by.+#005_130 001420:What…? So you did all this? Aww, seriously… 001430:Just stay there. Then we could clean together... Hehe. 001440: 000; 001450: 000; 001460:Ugh...I need to lie down for now. 001470:So many things happened today. My body’s a bit stiff... 001480: 001; Go get some rest. Tomorrow’s a big day. 001490:Yep. I need to take care. 001500:I got to chat with you in my room for once, so I think I can get good night’s sleep. 001510: 002; You wouldn’t have been so tired if only your phone was okay... 001520:You’re right. I was kind of stressed out I won’t get to keep in touch with you... 001530:I’ll fix it as soon as I can tomorrow. So I’ll be able to talk to you right after the shooting. 001540: 000; 001550:I’ll call you again. 001560:Good night, sugar.