//s_B 000010:#RECEIVE; 000020:Hello? 000030:Honey, check this out. I got a really funny email. 000040:#CALLBACK; 000050:Hey honey. 000060:I called to read a weird email I got. 000070:#START; 000080: 001;What does it say? 000090: 002;Darling, I told you it could be a malware~! 000100:It's fine~ I ran it through an antiviruse before opening it. My laptop is fine. 000110: 000; 000120:It says... 000130:'The digital world is in danger! Dear chosen child, we need your help!' and there's a link below it. 000140: 001;Honey, never click that link. 000150:Haha. Why? Now you're making me want to click it even more. 000160: 001;Calling you a child... It must be a fraud. 000170:You're not wrong... But still... Haha. 000180:Isn't this from a really old anime? Maybe they sent it back when it was still on air and some how it reached me now. 000190:Hm... Anyways it seems like a waste of time... I'll just delete it. 000200: 002;You should stop... You might run into legal problems... 000210:Huh? legal problems...? Does this link connect to an illegal gambling website? 000220:Hold on... 000230:Hm... I just clicked it and there's not much here... Just a black square box. Eh, boring. Delete. 000240: 000; 000250: 002;Honey, what are you waiting for? Click it right now! 000260:Huh? Honey, why are you in a hurry? 000270: 001;You should go now and save the digital world! Don't worry about me! Go! 000280:Hm... Okay. I don't want to leave you here alone... But I am the chosen child, I have no choice. 000290:Honey, I'll be right back after I save the digital world. Wait for me. Okay? 000300:I'm going to click it! Here we go! 000310:Woah, Honey...! 000320:...Page not found... 000330: 002;I want to know what kind of scam this is~ 000340:Honey... I think you're being too excited because you're not being affected. 000350:Promise me that you'll recover all files for me if my computer catches a virus and I lose all~ of my files. 000360:I'm not going to let you go anywhere until you recover and reorganize all of them. Haha. 000370: 000; 000380: 003;Ah... That brings me back... 000390:Huh? What does this bring you back? 000400: 001;Well because.... my friend Agomon... I hope he's doing well....+#062s_5 000410:Oh~ I know who that is. It's that guy that says 'Honeyy, let me evolve!' right? 000420:Dang... If you were friends with Agomon, you must've been the leader of the group. Tell me how I can save the digital world. 000430: 002;It's from a really popular anime~+#062s_15 000440:Oh~ That's right. Now I remember. 000450:I wasn't able to watch much of it on TV because I was traveling a lot with my parents. 000460:You get the reference immediately. It must've been really popular. 000470: 003;I used to pull pranks like this a lo... Oops+#062s_25 000480:What~? So you sent a lot of prank emails, I mean, prank texts back then? 000490:##047c_5 000500:No wonder~ I think you told me that before. 000510:## 000520:Well looks like we have a prankster here~ That's very cute. Haha. 000530: 000; 000540: 000; 000550:Anyway, I'm glad that there's nothing weird in this email. There's so many types of spam mails these days. 000560:Dozens of them pile up if I don't check my inbox for a couple days. 000570: 001;I hate it... Having them marked as unread annoys me. 000580:Ah~ Some people are like that. They have to check every notification. Sometimes they just open it and not check the content. 000590:I personally let it pile up when I feel lazy. Except for what you send. I don't want you to wait~ 000600: 002;Yeah... I got a malware once from clicking one of the spam mails accidentally. 000610:Dang... That sounds upsetting. I heard it's hard to recover data in those situations. 000620:The improvement in technology seems to make these scams more elaborate. 000630:I know it sounds naive but... I wish people used technology for good. 000640: 003;I don't even get spam mails.... 000650:Haha, isn't an empty inbox better than one full of spam emails~ 000660:And I message you a lot. Even though it is only through this app... 000670:I'll send a lot of emails to you instead. Haha. 000680: 000; 000690:Ugh... There's still a lot of emails. It looks endless. 000700:I'll talk to you again once I'm done organizing everything. 000710: 001;Let me know if you find some thing funny! 000720:Haha. I will. I don't see anything else... But I'll tell you if I find it. 000730: 002;Get it done quickly and talk to me~ 000740:Okay~ 000750: 000; 000760:Talk to you later~ //s_L_D 000770:Uh... Hello... 000780: 001;You sound upset. 000790:Sigh... I'm so confused.... 000800: 002;Did your mother start the lessons? 000810:No. One of the students is still not here so she's waiting.... 000820: 000; 000830:Darling. Maybe I'm getting old. 000840:I've never experienced anything like this in my life. It's totally a culture shock. 000850: 001;What culture shock? 000860: 002;You're not a child for sure...+#003_130 000870:I... guess... but I'm not like old... 000880: 000; 000890:Well.. Do you know what the kids that came to take the lesson said when they first saw me? 000900:He said something like "Woah~ Aren't you that dude that was on TV? That's lit AF! Imma dab on that!"... 000910: 001;That's how a lot of tweens talk these days. 000920:Oh really? I didn't know because I haven't talk to kids at all lately. 000930: 001;You can see a lot of that on MeTube. 000940:I see... I heard that almost every kid has a MeTube account these days. 000950:Just like how we used to be on like.... What was it... MSM messenger and Mespace. 000960:Dang... MSM messenger and Mespace... I haven't said those names in a while... I feel old... 000970: 002;I first heard it from my cousin. I have no idea what it means though...+#062s_35 000980:I feel the same way right now. 000990:It's not like I'll ever see these kids again so its fine... But it's still confusing. 001000: 000; 001010: 002;I have no idea what they are trying to say... 001020:Right? It's not just me, right? 001030:He said bunch of other stuff after that... I can't even remember what it was. 001040:And maybe it's because he's young 001050: 001;The degradation of language is becoming worse.+#062s_45 001060:I know... It wasn't this bad when we were their age. 001070:It was like... Rawr~ Nuzzles, right? Rawr~ Rawr means I love you in dinosaur~ 001080:Ah... That was such a long time ago. 001090: 002;Well, we weren't much different back then. Kids need their own language that connects them with their friends. 001100:I guess... Since these kind of slangs are used among certain population. 001110:As you just said, adults didn't understand what we were saying. Which makes it fun to use. 001120:I get why they use those slangs. But I still don't understand what they mean... 001130: 000; 001140: 003;Dang~ That's hella basic of you not to know how to talk like this fam SMH.+#062s_55 001150:Honey... What did you say? 001160: 001;I just said random stuff that came to mind.+#050c_15 001170:That sounded so natural for something random. I thought you were one of the kids. Haha. 001180:You have a good sense of language... 001190: 002;I'm hella good at talking like this. Facts.+#062s_65 001200:Sigh, Okay Okay. Facts. 001210:Like that? Haha... It feels so awkward for me to do it. 001220: 000; 001230: 000; 001240: 001;You need to learn how to learn those slangs if you want to understand and communicate with them. 001250:Hm... You're right... Understanding the language is the first step to understanding others. 001260:But honestly... I don't really want to. Maybe it's not who I am.... Haha 001270:##000_01 001280:||##000_03 001290:||##000_04 001300:||##000_05 001310: 002; Let's just get retired now.... 001320:Honey, why are you already talking about retiring.. Haha. 001330:We're way too young for that... We also have a birhgt future ahead~ 001340:## 001350:##000_02 001360: 003;A lot of the people around me use it a lot. 001370:Oh.... Really? I guess people use it a lot in school. 001380:It's the first time I hear you talk like that. 001390: 001;It's because I hate it. 001400:I see... Actually, I agree that it doesn't sound so good. 001410:Let's just talk normally. 001420: 002;I held back because you might not understand but I really wanted to do use it. 001430:Ah.. I didn't know that... Thanks for being so considerate. 001440:But you don't need to hold back~ If I need to know it to talk to you, I can learn it. 001450: 000; 001460:## 001470: 000; 001480:Huh? 001490:Ah, Hi! Is there anything I can do for you? I think you shouldn't be in this room. 001500:Hello? Hey, one of the kids just came into my room... 001510:Hold on. It's getting really hectic here... 001520:I'll talk to you later! //s_D_N 001530:Hey Honey~ 001540: 001;%%... Are you Okay? 001550:Huh? Oh! Yeah I'm fine. Haha. 001560:It was silent like a storm just passed by when I got home. 001570: 002;Where are you? Did you get home? 001580:Yup~ I just got home and changed clothes. I was about to call you. 001590: 000; 001600:So I was visiting the high school I went to. 001610:There used to be a snack shop named Mirin Snacks right around the corner from the front gate of the school. Now it's a chain snack shop. 001620: 001;Really? That sounds upsetting... 001630:Yup... It was here the last time I visited. 001640:There's no merit going there anymore because I have the same chain snack shop where I live... It's disappointing. 001650: 002;Do you like snacks? 001660:Of course~ I used to go there often with my friends after school. 001670:You know, when even you already had lunch and snacks during recess, you still feel hungry after school. Haha. 001680: 000; 001690:Ah, the walls of the snack shop used to be filled with scribbles. I guess Taeil's masterpiece is gone too... 001700: 001;Who's that? 001710:Oh, he was famous in my school to own a lot of pens with different colors. 001720:He drew colorful drawings on the wall of the snack shop. He got the nickname Taechaelangelo from that. Haha. 001730: 002;By masterpiece... do you mean something like the fresco paintings in museums?+#062s_75 001740:Woah, how did you know? His nickname was Taechaelangelo because he drew colorful drawings on the wall of the snack shop just like the fresco paintings. 001750:I thought you went to my school because you got it right on your first guess. I guess people think similarly. 001760: 000; 001770:It was amazing. He was famous in my school for being an avid collector of pens. 001780:He was also good at taking notes. 001790:His drawing on the wall of the snack shop was really famous and even kids from other schools came to see it. 001800: 001;Ah~ I know what you're talking about. My friends used to collect pens too! 001810:RIght? There was at least one person in each class like that with a lot of pens. 001820:But he was... on a different level. He had three pencil cases full of pens... I didn't know they made pens in those colors. 001830: 001;It was a lot of fun collecting those~ 001840:Did you also collect pens? 001850:I didn't collect pens... But I used to collect movie poser postcards. 001860:Collecting is a fun hobby. Looking at my collections really give me a sense of accomplishment. 001870: 002;I got really sad when I dropped those pens with rare colors.... 001880:Oh, I know what you mean. The ballpoint breaking when it hits the ground. 001890:Especially when it's a brand new pen... Sigh... Seeing a full ink cartridge and not being able to use... it is such a tease... 001900: 000; 001910: 002;I used to be the queen of note taking. Haha. 001920:Oh~ Really? Did you also have a pencil case full of pens in all sorts of colors? 001930: 001;Of course~ I had more than two pencil cases full of pens. 001940:Woah... I remember it could get as heavy as a dumbbell. How did you carry them around? 001950:Anyways it's good to know what you used to like. Haha. 001960: 002;Not really, but I was good at taking notes so everyone wanted to borrow my notes. 001970:Dang... So you must have good handwriting. I used to be jealous of the people, good at note taking for having pretty hand writing. 001980:I had friends with handwritings worse than mine and they got bad grades on their note taking. I felt really bad for them. 001990: 000; 002000: 003;Where you good at note taking? 002010:I... am not sure if it counts as good. I had my own style. 002020: 001;Oh~ It must have been challenging with your bad handwiting~+#062s_85 002030:Haha. I used to take notes in the form of a story so I can enjoy reading it later. 002040:And it actually made reading the notes fun. I think it's important to take notes in a way that fits you even if it doesn't look pretty. 002050: 002;I don't believe you. Show me the proof.+#062s_95 002060:Sigh... I'm the one that broke the stereotype that pretty notes are the best note... Have you heard of~ story-telling note taking. 002070:It may look disorganized because its a string of sentences but if you keep reading, it gets really engaging. 002080:So not everyone asked to borrow my notes... But I had a dedicated fanbase. Haha 002090: 000; 002100: 000; 002110:Ah, I'm hungry. It must be all the walking around. I better go eat. 002120: 001;Get some rest~ Go get dinner! 002130:The house is really quiet after the kids left. 002140:Sigh... It was really... Hectic. I better get something good and enjoy this peace. 002150: 002;Talk to me after you're done! 002160:Okay. I'll do so. 002170: 000; 002180:I'll talk to you again later. Don't forget to eat dinner if you haven't yet. 002190:Talk to you later~