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000010:Haha, hello?
000020:	001;Are you still posting questions online?
000030:Yeah, I am, and... Hehe.
000040:	002;Is there something funny going on?
000050:Oh, well.. Remember I said I'll ask people online?
000060:	000;
000070:There's a bunch of weird questions here, so I've been skimming through them. There are extremely trivial ones, and there are extremely serious ones, too... I just can't stop reading.
000080:	001;Like what? I wanna know.
000090:Hang on... There was really short but strong one... Nope, not this one... Ah, here it is.
000100:Here's the question. ‘I have really short neck, and my friends keep teasing me everytime I see them. Tell me advantages of having short neck!’
000110:And the answer was... ‘Your spit will hit your stomach wall faster.’ Hehe... That's so hilarious...
000120:	002;So you ended up procrastinating...
000130:Umm...but I did look up about detective agencies. And I found several questions on what part-timing at those agencies is like.
000140:But one of the answers was kind of scary. It says there's no need to part-time at detective agencies, and if they want to do something related to finding stuff, they can do something this person recommends... Something's fishy...
000150:	000;
000160:Anyways, I could feel the power of the Internet. There's a bunch of information on even the most trivial things.
000170:I think I can find pretty much everything I want to learn about.
000180:	001;You're right. That's why it's so convenient and good.
000190:I'll say... And that's not all. We can communicate with others based on what we find online. Like how I started my Outstagram.
000200:		001;We would've never met if it weren't for the Internet.
000210:You think so...? I think we would've met one way or another... But I'm not sure how long that would've taken.
000220:And we can't chat or talk every minute without Internet. So I'm kind of glad we have Internet these days.
000230:		002;But I think using Internet too often makes our thoughts too shallow. And I don't like that.
000240:Hmm, I've heard that before, too. Since people can just look up on the web when they can't remember something, they tend not to remember things very well.
000250:So I think sometimes it's necessary to just cope with inconvenience. Like, memorizing numbers instead of just saving them on contacts... You know how there's this romantic touch to things before technology?
000260:		000;
000270:	002;Hmm... I don't think I can trust stuff I find on Internet.
000280:Really? So you're a things-before-technology-took-over type of person. So how do you find out stuff you want to know?
000290:		001;Ask adults. Wisdom from experience does matter.
000300:I see... I guess there are lots of wise elders around you. That's good...
000310:I used to ask my father about things related to movies and how to make a good movie.
000320:And I liked how I can find out what my father thinks.
000330:		002;Go to a library.
000340:Oh...you find your path in books. That's amazing. I'm sure looking up books is pretty demanding.
000350:##061c_15
000360:No wonder you're a model student type.
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000380:Once we get to meet, we could go read together at a library.
000390:		003;Every answer lies within...+#067s_5
000400:Very sound, my lady. Every woe and delight of life comes from within...
000410:Every answer...lies within... Hehe.
000420:		000;
000430:	000;
000440:Oh, look at the time... I should stop skimming now and really start looking.
000450:If I continue reading through funny online questions, this would never end.
000460:	001;I hope you find something good!
000470:Okay. Wish me luck. May I find exactly what I want in the deep, wide ocean of information... Hehe.
000480:	002;Still...don't get too obsessed with it.
000490:Gotcha. I'll make sure I don't lose myself, so don't worry.
000500:	000;
000510:I'll call you later!
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000520:Hello?
000530:	001;And now... It's time for %%'s funniest comments...!
000540:How many comments am I looking at...? Maybe people from all over the nation came over to comment.
000550:But do you want to hear what people said on my account that much?
000560:	002;Honey, is there any stupid people... I mean, is there any new comment? I'm curious.
000570:I think you wanted to say something else other  than just 'new comment.' Hehe.
000580:Looks like they bother you as much as they bother me.
000590:	000;
000600:In fact, I did get some new comments, so I've been reading them. They're pretty similar to the ones before... I'll read you a couple of them.
000610:‘Is this your new gig?’, ‘too bad it's no fun.’ What is this? ‘%% pls find my heart too...’ Hehe.
000620:This one's hilarious, too. ‘You look like you need anew name.' Oh...it's Jungwoo. Didn't realize it's him. He changed his username.
000630:	001;Looks like somebody's popular.
000640:It's mostly because of my friends. They're all so busy leaving comments on whatever they can, probably I'm back on Outstagram.
000650:Oh, Jay wrote one, too. 'U out of stocks for film scenarios?' Hah... He's a film grad, alright. It's all about films.
000660:	002;Find my heart first, %%!+#067s_15
000670:Aww, looks like you dropped your heart somewhere. I think I've seen it somewhere...
000680:Hmm...where did I see it...? Oh, here it is. It's tucked right next to my heart... Hehe.
000690:	003;Jungwoo? You mean that friend you told me before?!+#067s_25
000700:Yep. Remember the guy who names everything he can? He just won't stop with his habit.
000710:But you remember even my friend's name... That was so sweet. I think I'm about to fall in love again.
000720:	000;
000730:Huh, maybe this is why people are so obsessed with SNS. I don't recognize some of the people who left comments, and it's so fun to read them. This is all so new.
000740:	001;Any stupid comments by any chance?
000750:Umm... There are...a couple. But it's okay. It's no biggie.
000760:	002;I'm glad people seem interested.
000770:You're right. I have so many different people here, and not all of them left good comments.
000780:Still, having someone is better than having no one to get some exposure... I think maybe it's better to bring several different people like this.
000790:	000;
000800:It's pretty fun to read some not-so-good comments. ‘looks like someone's trying to get some attention with couple hours of exposure on screen.' This is one of those comments.
000810:‘just lie low ur a goner from MoM.' Umm...you know, I wanted to lie low. I really did... Haha.
000820:	001;But you ARE trying to get attention.. That person's sharp.
000830:You're right! So whoever that wrote this comment, couldn't you help us while you're at it?
000840:Maybe from now on, I should start collecting the penalty fee - 500 won per comment - from people who leave comments like this.
000850:	002;I just don't get why they'd do that. Just ignore them, honey.
000860:Sure. They're trying to pick a fight with what they can't.
000870:But I just don't get what's going on in such people's minds. Do they have to go such lengths to hate someone?
000880:As for me, 24/7 just isn't enough to enjoy what I want to... Those people must be full of energy to waste.
000890:	003;This won't do... I'll show them what I can do with my keyboard...+#067s_35
000900:An eerie premonition of battle has enveloped %%'s Outstagram comments section... And then in a flash @@ quote.... 'Drop the shift beat!'
000910:That felt like something from a rap battle. Hehe...
000920:But honey, I heard that mercy is a victory. What matters to us is finding the app developers. So let's save your battle spirit for later.
000930:	000;
000940:Hah...I'm kind of dizzy. Is it because I've stared at the monitor too much...?
000950:Let me get some break and call you again, sugar.
000960:Make sure you don't skip dinner... See you!