//P 000010:[DATE;-20,14:45] 000020:Excuse me? 000030:Your ai is missing 000040:you know, your artificial intelligence? 000050:And I haven't heard from you for a few days... 000060:P. S. Dear app developers... 000070:When will the application have its update? 000080:[DATE;-10,14:45] 000090:The application does pick up some sort of signal from Va... Was it planet Banana? 000100:but the signal is too weak 000110:I think you need more work on this 000120:[DATE;-5,18:23] 000130:Uh, hello...? 000140:Your ai is missing, 000150:and this is supposed to be a test on your ai 000160:P. S. When is the update scheduled? 000170:[DATE;-4,07:14] 000180:Looks like we have men missing... 000190:P. S. Update? Anyone? 000200:[DATE;-3,21:00] 000210:Come in, anybody... 000220:[DATE;-2,04:12] 000230:? 000240:Pls tell me you did not work to death... 000250:[DATE;now] 000260:Please tell me you are alive... 000270:In case 000280:someone is threatening you 000290:please answer me in 0 and 1 000300:or 000310:you can use morse code 000320:lololol 000321:#WAIT_ENTER; 000330:[ALERT;@@ has entered the chat room.] 000340:??? 000350:Huh? 000360:<1, 2> 000370:...Who is this? 000380: 001;And who is this? 000390:???? 000400:What? Lol 000410:my identity is a secret lol 000420:I'll tell you my name if you give me yours 000430: 001;I'm @@ 000440:@@? 000450: 002;You talked to me first, so you go first 000460:That is not what I expected as a reply.... 000470:<1, 2> 000480:This is weird lol... 000490: 003;I'm not telling you! 000500:Are you fooling around with me? 000510: 000;Hello? 000520:`By the way... 000530: 002;What? Uh, I'm @@... 000540:@@? 000550: 001;And could you address me properly...? 000560:Oh... 000570:Then what should I call you? 000580:Is Ms. @@ ok? 000590: 002;Hey! 000600:Uh... 000610:Hi! 000620:Nice to.... 000630:Nice to meet you! 000640: 003;Yes, that's my name. 000650:Is that so? 000660: 000;Hello? 000670:`By the way... 000680: 003;10011111111000 000690:?? 000700:??? 000710: 001;Did you forget? You said to type 1 and 0 if I'm being threatened 000720:Sorry...??? 000730:Threatened? 000740:...? 000750: 002;How am I supposed to type morse code with this stuff? 000760:? 000770:That was supposed to be a morse code? 000780:Hang on... 000790: 003;Who are you? 000800:I'm 000810:uh 000820:wait 000830:I asked first lol 000840:by the way... 000850: 000;Hello? 000860:`By the way... 000870: 000; 000880:Are you... 000890:A human being? 000900: 001;Yes, I'm human. Are you human too? 000910:Yes, I am... 000920:Wow this is so cool lol 000930:I never knew 000940:that I can chat with someone else through this app 000950: 002;Nope 000960:Then who are you? 000970: 001;I'm @@ - just an ordinary creature 000980:Lol 000990:you don't sound ordinary 001000:but ok 001010: 002;I am a species identical to you 001020:That's a nice way to phrase 001030:that you are a human being 001040:<1, 2> 001050:I never thought 001060:I would get to chat through this app 001070:this is so cool lol 001080: 000;Are you an alien? 001090:`In that case, congratulations - you have successfully communicated with an earthling lol 001100: 003;That's a funny question lol 001110:Isn't more funny 001120:that I asked you if you are a human being? Lol 001130: 000;Hello? 001140:`You ARE a human, right? Uh... So 001150:<1, 2> 001160:[bubble;focus]my name is %% 001170:[bubble;focus]i was entrusted with testing this app 001180:you can call me whatever you'd like 001190: 001;Then can I call you honey? 001200:?? 001210:Lol 001220:I'm sorry, but no 001230:save it for later 001240:when you get a boyfriend! 001250: 002;I don't think I can get informal with you just yet, but okay lol 001260:Lol 001270:sure 001280:you can call me whatever you'd like 001290:[EMOTICON;happy] 001300: 003;So that's why you said all that stuff above 001310:`now I see why you were looking for the app developers 001320:`and checking in for each day 001330:Yup lol 001340:I was supposed to submit this some sort of report 001350:to send to the app developers 001360:but I ended up sending it to you... 001370:[EMOTICON;well] 001380: 000; 001390:By the way 001400:@@ 001410:how did you gain access to this app? 001420:Are you also a tester? 001430:Or 001440:were you sent to keep your eyes on me? 001450:[EMOTICON;questioning] 001460: 001;I was looking for a special someone, but this is where I ended up 001470:Special someone? 001480:Uh... 001490:Who do you mean? 001500:I'm the only one here... 001510: 001;I'm speaking to him right now 001520:? 001530:Who is he? 001540:<1, 2> 001550:Lololol you mean me? 001560: 001;What? You don't like it? 001570:It's just that 001580:it totally caught me off guard lol 001590:trust me, you don't want to fall for me...! 001600: 002;Yes! 001610:Wow, I didn't expect you to say yes right away 001620:Lol I don't know what to say... 001630: 000;You just made me jump out of my skin lol 001640: 002;Maybe we'll get to find other people to join us 001650:Maybe, 001660:if there are more testers out there 001670:but so far I've been the only tester... 001680: 001;Then we should wait 001690:And I can join you for the wait 001700:testing this app all by myself was really boring lol... 001710: 002;Maybe I ended up here by a mistake... 001720:Maybe 001730:or why don't you join me for the app test 001740:while you are at it? 001750: 000; 001760: 000;I wonder if there are other testers to join us 001770: 002;I'm not sure, either 001780:So where did you get this app? 001790: 001;It was on the app store... It said this app will help me find my special someone... 001800:Really? 001810:Hmm... That's weird 001820:as far as i know, this app shouldn't be on the app store just yet 001830:cause it's still being tested 001840:<1, 2> 001850:perhaps there was a mistake... 001860: 001;What if this app causes a trouble on my phone? 001870:Whoa lol 001880:in that case 001890:I'll make sure to mention it in my report 001900:and add a note for the app developers 001910:to get a new phone ready... 001920: 002;Wow, I feel like I found a secret hideout or something! 001930:Lol 001940:you're funny 001950:usually people would get weirded out at how bizarre this situation is... 001960: 000; 001970: 002;I guess I downloaded it in sleep lol 001980:`the only thing I remember is that I was drawn to this term 'special someone' 001990:Lol 002000:so you have a sleeping habit\nyou tend to move your fingers in sleep... 002010: 001;But it's so difficult to get rid of this habit... 002020:<1, 2> 002030:Uh... 002040:Ok 002050:lol 002060:I hope you can get rid of this habit fast! 002070: 002;I even walk around in sleep lol 002080:Wow, seriously? Lol 002090:so I guess sleep doesn't really help you with fatigue... 002100: 000; 002110: 000;@@? 002120:`Lol did you get caught by something else? 002130: 003;Did I interrupt you by any chance? 002140:No, not at all 002150:in fact, I happened to be bored, I was lonely! 002160: 001;I was going to delete this app if I interrupted you 002170:I know it's up to you 002180:but are you really going to leave? Lol 002190:<1, 2> 002200:aww come on 002210:not so fast...! 002220: 001;Should I hang around for a bit? 002230:Yes! 002240:[EMOTICON;expecting] 002250: 002;I might stick around if you keep me entertained 002260:Uh 002270:then I don't think I can keep you company 002280:lol so it's time to say goodbye! 002290: 000; 002300: 002;So I can stay, right? Lol 002310:It's up to you lol 002320:but 002330:I'd prefer you to stay 002340: 001;Okay then let's hang 002350:Ok! 002360:[EMOTICON;expecting] 002370: 002;Are you hitting on me? Lol 002380:Oops lol 002390:was it obvious? 002400: 003;I might stick around if you keep me entertained 002410:Uh 002420:then I don't think I can keep you company 002430:lol so it's time to say goodbye! 002440: 000; 002450: 000; 002460: 000;Did I lose connection again? 002470:`Now that proves this app is not ready for release yet lol... 002480:<1, 2> 002490:This is funny lol 002500:because 002510:I thought this app is not working at all 002520:I mean, I can't even reach the app developers 002530:[bubble;focus]so how in the world 002540:[bubble;focus]did I manage to reach a total stranger? 002550: 001;Maybe we are meant to be... 002560:Uh.... 002570:Um.... 002580:Maybe lol 002590: 002;That proves this app IS working 002600:You've got a point 002610:but.... 002620:I hope this doesn't mean the test is no more 002630: 003;So I guess all we have to do is to get to know each other! 002640:Sorry? 002650:Uh.... 002660:Well, maybe you're right lol 002670: 0000; 002680:<1, 2> 002690:anyways 002700:@@, I'm sorry to tell you this 002710:but I can guarantee 002720:that this application is not what you're looking for, I doubt you can find your special someone through this app 002730:By the way... 002740:....Special someone, huh...? 002750: 001;Have you ever found your special someone? 002760:Umm lol 002770:<1, 2> 002780:what do you think? 002790: 001;I think you might have 002800:Lol 002810:nah, I've never found my special someone 002820:I'm not really interested in that stuff 002830: 002;I don't think you have 002840:Ouch, that hurts 002850:I am popular! 002860:...Or at least I used to be... When I was in preschool 002870::'( 002880: 003;How should I know? Lol 002890:You've got a point lol 002900:I haven't 002910:I'm not really interested in that stuff 002920: 000;Are you thinking? Lol 002930:`by the way 002940: 002;You know, maybe we can try it out! 002950:Try what? Lol 002960: 001;Be special someone for each other! 002970:Sorry? Lol 002980:but 002990:I'm not really interested in that stuff 003000:so I have no idea how to do this 003010: 001;Actually, I have no idea, either... 003020:That's bad 003030:but in that case 003040:don't you think we should get to know each other first? Lol 003050: 002;I'll let you know one by one lol 003060:Wow 003070:<1, 2> 003080:ur so enthusiastic about this 003090:well... 003100:<1, 2> 003110:Ok lol 003120: 000; 003130: 002;Love? 003140:<1, 2> 003150:Uh 003160:but love is difficult 003170:do you know what love is? 003180: 001;No! So I want us to find out together! 003190: 002;Yes, I'm an expert when it comes to love 003200: 000; 003210: 003;A serious conversation! 003220:Isn't that what we're doing right now? 003230:<1, 2> 003240:Oh...... 003250:Do you want to get more serious? Lol 003260: 000;Are you suggesting we should get to know each other....?? 003270:`oh by the way, 003280: 003;Aww.... I guess I should find a new app... 003290:Lol 003300:you sound disappointed 003310: 001;Because I'm met with someone who's not interested in finding a relationship... 003320:Lol 003330:I don't know 003340:I never said relationship is not my type of an activity 003350: 002;Maybe I shouldn't have downloaded this app, I'm actually not familiar with this stuff 003360:Aww 003370:don't be sad 003380:you found yourself someone to talk to 003390:though I know it's not what you really intended to do 003400: 000; 003410: 000; 003420:<1, 2> 003430:even if this application was to help you find a special someone 003440:to be honest 003450:I'm not really good at communicating with the opposite sex 003460:so it would have been really awkward 003470:<1, 2> 003480:but I can help you if you need to rehearse speaking to your special someone 003490: 001;Ok!! 003500:[EMOTICON;happy] 003510:It's nothing big, but I feel proud that I can help lol 003520: 001;You'd get used to talking to girls if you talk to me! 003530:Maybe lol 003540:so it's a win-win for us both 003550: 002;What if I said no? 003560:In that case 003570:we would have had a normal conversation 003580:you know, asking each other what's the day like 003590:lol 003600: 000; 003610: 002;No, thanks... 003620:Uh, wow... Lol 003630:and I thought 003640:I could be nice for once 003650: 001;Really? I can't imagine what a bad person you are... 003660:Would you like to find out? Lol 003670:I'll tell you once we get to be friends 003680: 002;Not very lucky with timing, are you? Lol 003690:................ 003700:I don't know what to say 003710:because I've never heard people telling me otherwise lol 003720: 000;Oh right 003730: 003;You don't need to force yourself 003740:Oh wow... 003750:I only meant well 003760:but apparently you're saying that I'm forcing myself... 003770: 001;Ok, sorry for ruining your innocence lolololol 003780:Now we're talking lol 003790:let's pretend our previous conversation never happened lol 003800: 002;But I don't know what kind of person you are... 003810:Then again, you've got a point 003820:we barely know anything about each other 003830: 000;I'd like you to know that I'm not pushing either of us here lol 003840: 000;@@, please don't go... 003850:`I was dying of boredom 003860:<1, 2> 003870:@@ 003880:is your profile your own picture? 003890: 001;Yep! 003900:Oh, i see lol 003910:so it's possible to change the profile settings 003920:on this app 003930: 002;People normally choose their fav images for their profiles. Isn't that what you did, sir? 003940:You can call me %%... 003950:[EMOTICON;well] 003960:You don't have to be so formal with me lol 003970: 003;When did you check my profile image? 003980:? 003990:It's right there 004000:it'd be impossible to miss it 004010:[EMOTICON;well] 004020:Lol 004030: 000; 004040:don't you wanna know what I look like? 004050: 001;If I say yes, you're gonna say me too, aren't you? Lol 004060:Lololol 004070:was it that obvious? 004080: 001;Oh, yes... 004090:Too bad 004100:looks like I need more training in this lol 004110: 002;Yep, which is why I'm gonna say I'm not curious lol 004120:Ok.... 004130:I hope it's not obvious that I'm kind of disappointed... 004140: 003;I was just saying lol 004150:Lololol 004160:and I thought 004170:you found out 004180:how curious I am about you lol 004190: 000; 004200: 002;Looks don't matter to me, so I didn't notice 004210:Hey, same here 004220: 001;But I am curious about what you look like 004230:Hey 004240:lol 004250:same here 004260:I'd like to know more about you! 004270:[EMOTICON;happy] 004280: 002;If you have anything to show me, you're welcome to send it lol 004290:Lol 004300:ok, though I didn't get this ready for an occasion like this... 004310: 003;I'm only interested in voices 004320:Oh? 004330:Then that would make things easier 004340: 000; 004350: 003;Yes... I am dying of curiosity... 004360:Lol 004370:one moment 004380: 0000; 004390:<5> 004400:[img;000_P_01] 004410:<1, 2> 004420:This is what I look like 004430:and anything other than 'positive review' will be rejected 004440: 001;When did you take it? 004450:It's a picture I took 004460:during a trip with my friends 004470:looks nice, doesn't it? 004480:I'd say it's the photo of my lifetime 004490: 001;I see you're not familiar with cameras... You missed the angle that works 004500:Uh... I major in films... 004510: 001;Sorry, I shouldn't have said that 004520:No, it's fine 004530:because you're not the first one to tell me I'm bad at selfies :( 004540: 002;Looks like you need more training 004550:But... 004560:I'm a grad student :( 004570: 000; 004580: 002;But I need your actual picture 004590:I look exactly like this picture lol 004600: 001;I can't tell whether this one is supposed to look good or not... 004610:Uhm but 004620:I did choose the best one from my gallery lol 004630: 002;Does 'exactly' stand for 'better than what it actually is' by any chance? 004640:I'm afraid I can't say no to that lol 004650: 000; 004660:but I basically look like what you're looking at 004670:I solemnly swear upon my degree lol 004680: 003;You look like a nice person 004690:I'm glad I chose this picture lol 004700: 001;Though I'm sure this isn't what you exactly look like lol 004710:Of course this isn't 004720:because I look ever better in reality lol 004730: 002;Okay, next! 004740:Sorry? Lol 004750:if you want the next picture 004760:<1, 2> 004770:I'll give it to you once we become friends! 004780:Lol 004790:[EMOTICON;wink] 004800: 000; 004810: 000; 004820: 002;Oh... 004830:Lololol 004840:that's it? 004850: 001;Umm... 004860:What? 004870:Could you tell me what you mean? 004880: 001;I meant that I'll need to see your actual face to determine whether this picture is good... 004890:As for my actual face... 004900:It's much better than the picture! Lol 004910: 002;You are just my type... 004920:Lololol 004930:you're flattering me 004940: 000;Agh.... 004950:`I'm the type of person who is not very patient with curiosity... 004960: 002;It's nothing negative, so don't worry 004970:But I showed you my face... 004980:And I simply got oh... :( 004990: 001;Are you disappointed? 005000:Not really 005010:but maybe I shouldn't have sent it to you lol 005020: 002;Just kidding! 005030:`You look nice, so don't be sad 005040:Well ok 005050:since you told me I look nice 005060:I'm now less disappointed! 005070: 000; 005080: 003;For a moment I felt like seeing you in reality too 005090:So does that mean you give a pass for my picture? Lol 005100: 001;Yes, it's a pass! 005110:Oh, yeah! 005120:For some reason, I feel proud lol 005130: 002;I mean that it's so-so... 005140:Ooooh 005150:that was close lol 005160: 000;I'll take that as a pass lol 005170: 000;I'm suddenly disappointed... Lol 005180: 003;I can't say anything 'not positive?' That's not fair lol 005190:It's fair for me lol 005200:as you get to know me 005210:you'd get to find positive things about me! 005220: 001;Then I'm gonna need some time to know you 005230:Oh really? Lol 005240:you can have as much time as you need! 005250: 001;Well... I'd say this picture looks pretty natural, and that's good 005260:I know, right? Lol 005270:I may be bad at selfies 005280:but I make a pretty good model! Lol 005290: 002;Who took this picture? 005300:Who was it again...? 005310:<1, 2> 005320:This is from the trip I had with my friends... 005330:But 005340:I can't remember who took it for me 005350: 000; 005360: 002;Hmm... I see you're not familiar with cameras... 005370:`You missed the angle that works 005380:Uh... I major in films... 005390: 001;Sorry, I shouldn't have said that 005400:No, it's fine 005410:because you're not the first one to tell me I'm bad at selfies :( 005420: 002;Looks like you need more training 005430:Uh... 005440:But... 005450:I'm a grad student :( 005460: 000; 005470: 003;Let's just say it's good, now can we talk about something else? Lol 005480:Lol... 005490:I happened to be getting so embarrassed 005500: 000; 005510: 000;Don't leave me alone... 005520:`:( 005530:<1, 2> 005540:@@ 005550:I know that you're aware 005560:that this application is not what you were looking for 005570:so are you planning to leave? 005580: 001;No, I'm gonna stick for a while - it's fun to talk to you! 005590:And I was hoping you'd say that 005600:great! Lol 005610: 002;Nah, I'm too lazy to leave lol 005620:Then you need to just stay where you are lol 005630: 003;What would you like me to do? 005640:I... 005650:<1, 2> 005660:I'd like you to stay 005670:but it's up to you 005680: 001;I was going to make you choose for me... But you're fast lol 005690:Lolol 005700:when there is a choice 005710:there is also a responsibility, that I know 005720: 002;Maybe I'll stay lol 005730:Ok 005740:no going back on your words! Lol 005750: 000; 005760: 004;I'm busy, so bye! 005770:No 005780:please don't go :'( 005790: 000;You didn't leave already, did you? Listen, 005800:<1, 2> 005810:since you found yourself in this app 005820:[bubble;focus]why don't you join me for testing this app? 005830:I'm bored by myself 005840: 001;So what do I need to do? 005850:Just talk - that's it 005860: 001;At least I wouldn't get more bored 005870:What? Lol 005880:so you were bored too lol 005890: 002;Ok, but I'm hoping to have a fun conversation 005900:You can count on me lol 005910:you'd find yourself fully entertained from beginning to the end 005920:[EMOTICON;wink] 005930: 000;It's really simple, nothing difficult lol 005940: 002;Will I get paid a lot? 005950:Lololol 005960:I like how eager you are 005970:actually, the pay is pretty decent 005980:but they are not really responsive to my messages these days 005990:maybe they're busy 006000: 001;Sounds like a scam lol 006010:Oh... 006020:Does that mean I got scammed? Lol 006030: 002;Then count me in! 006040:Hurrah! 006050:I'm not lonely anymore! Lol 006060: 000;But they will pay me later 006070:`I think... I hope so 006080: 003;I thought we're going to practice this special someone thing 006090:We'll do that too, of course! 006100: 001;But practice comes first! 006110:Ok 006120:of course it does lol 006130:to tell you the truth 006140:I find our conversation more interesting than the test 006150: 002;My grand rehearsal for love will get ruined... 006160:Lololol 006170:I had no idea\nwhat I great project I got myself into 006180:ahem... 006190:Ok, I'll treat this more seriously lol 006200:[EMOTICON;happy] 006210: 000;This will be great lol 006220: 000;It says you're still in the chat room.... 006230:`Are you busy with something? 006240:@@ 006250:but thanks to you 006260:I can see that the chatting function works properly 006270:and now 006280:I need someone 006290:to help me to test the calling feature 006300:[bubble;focus]so would you mind if I call you? 006310: 001;Go ahead! I'm all ears! 006320:Wow that was fast 006330:one moment 006340:please don't hang up lol 006350: 002;Do you have to? 006360:Since I'm testing this app 006370:I should make sure everything works properly 006380: 001;You've got a point 006390:Ok, then 006400:I'll talk to you in a moment lol 006410: 002;Why don't we save it for tomorrow? 006420:We can do that 006430:that's fine with me 006440:so I'll see you 006450:I mean 006460:I'll talk to you tomorrow lol 006470:<1, 2> 006480:now goodbye 006490:[phone;000_c_P;off] 006500: 000;One moment 006510:`let me call you 006520:`please don't hang up lol 006530: 003;I'm sorry, I can't talk on phone right now :'( 006540:Don't cry 006550:we can do that tomorrow 006560:but please don't leave permanently 006570:please come back lol 006580:<1, 2> 006590:and that's it for today! Goodbye lol 006600:[phone;000_c_P;off] 006610: 000;Did I lose signal? 006611:#WAIT_END; 006620:#NO_REPLY; 006630:@@? 006640:@@? 006650:Guess the signal is gone... 006651:#WAIT_END;